Why do fukin retards break down in the middle lane?

[Fred Quimby]

You can't pull to the fukin side of the road?

[Spunky]

I had a car lose power at about 70..basically shit my pants manually trying to go a straight line without the hydraulics..shit happens and people don't know what to do

[phonesex]

Fred, shit happens man even to people with new cars.

[Fred Quimby]

shit happens and people don't know what to do

and that is what makes driving so scary

[Rob]

It's hard to determine where you break down and if you're in the middle lane it's hard to get to an outside lane (especially on the freeway). I feel your pain but sometimes people just can't determine where and when they beakdown.