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  • NickPapageorgio
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 8323
    #1

    Ever cried while masturbating? I did earlier...

    My cock was so big that it wouldn't fit in my hand. So I had to put it in my mouth.
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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18642
      #2
      Thread closed.
      I like turtles.

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        • S P A N N O W
          Everywhere You Wanna Be!
          • Mar 2004
          • 11941
          #3
          I've only cried when I had no lube....

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            • Violetta
              Affiliate
              • Jul 2004
              • 28735
              #4
              Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
              My cock was so big that it wouldn't fit in my hand. So I had to put it in my mouth.
              lol... you need some fresh air!
              M&A Queen

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                • arg
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1164
                  #5
                  You could turn that into the next internet craze.

                  See http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/ for the prior craze.

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                    • Mike Okitch
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4126
                      #6
                      Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                      I've only cried when I had no lube....
                      If you think that's rough, don't try sand in the vaseline.
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                        • thewebgarage
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 1002
                          #7
                          useless without video
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                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                              WW4L
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 10581
                              #8
                              you make me smile nick

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                                • kahell
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 292
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                  My cock was so big that it wouldn't fit in my hand. So I had to put it in my mouth.
                                  try puting chili on your cock

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                                    • Donny
                                      As you wish...
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 13754
                                      #10
                                      Have you ever stuck a vibrator up your ass while masturbating?



                                      Um... err... neither have I....

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986
                                          #11
                                          Did you swallow ?

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                                            • Rob
                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 13310
                                              #12
                                              I usually cry BEFORE I masturbate. It's hard to cope sometimes.

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                                                • tony299
                                                  lurker
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 57021
                                                  #13
                                                  way too much free time

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                                                    • prime
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 400
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Rob
                                                      I usually cry BEFORE I masturbate. It's hard to cope sometimes.

                                                      yo the man!
                                                      hmm, so thats possible ?

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                                                        • xclusive
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 35218
                                                          #15
                                                          Only when I realize how small I am

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                                                            • SmutGiant
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 4896
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Rob
                                                              I usually cry BEFORE I masturbate. It's hard to cope sometimes.
                                                              how are you still in the mood after crying? lol

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                                                                • Helix
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 6021
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I will pray for you my son.

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                                                                    • webcrawler
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 2692
                                                                      #18
                                                                      good luck on your next masturbation.

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                                                                        • JoeMeca
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 2266
                                                                          #19
                                                                          pussy....

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                                                                            • Dalai lama
                                                                              Strength and Honor
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 16540
                                                                              #20
                                                                              At least yours is big

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                                                                                • dantyka
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 67
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  "Ever cried while masturbating?"

                                                                                  Only when I turn myself down. Then a little booze, some ruffies.... and Bada Bing!
                                                                                  I'm in there like swimwear.

                                                                                  Oh, sure the courts call it "Chloroform Love" but phukem!

                                                                                  D

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