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Old 11-25-2005, 08:47 PM   #1
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Ever cried while masturbating? I did earlier...

My cock was so big that it wouldn't fit in my hand. So I had to put it in my mouth.
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Old 11-25-2005, 08:48 PM   #2
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Old 11-25-2005, 08:49 PM   #3
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I've only cried when I had no lube....
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:04 PM   #4
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My cock was so big that it wouldn't fit in my hand. So I had to put it in my mouth.
lol... you need some fresh air!
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:12 PM   #5
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You could turn that into the next internet craze.

See http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/ for the prior craze.

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Old 11-25-2005, 09:14 PM   #6
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I've only cried when I had no lube....
If you think that's rough, don't try sand in the vaseline.
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:14 PM   #7
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:15 PM   #8
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:19 PM   #9
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My cock was so big that it wouldn't fit in my hand. So I had to put it in my mouth.
try puting chili on your cock
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:29 PM   #10
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Have you ever stuck a vibrator up your ass while masturbating?



Um... err... neither have I....
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:30 PM   #11
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:31 PM   #12
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I usually cry BEFORE I masturbate. It's hard to cope sometimes.
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:37 PM   #13
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Old 11-25-2005, 10:18 PM   #14
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I usually cry BEFORE I masturbate. It's hard to cope sometimes.

yo the man!
hmm, so thats possible ?
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Old 11-25-2005, 10:22 PM   #15
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Old 11-25-2005, 10:26 PM   #16
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I usually cry BEFORE I masturbate. It's hard to cope sometimes.
how are you still in the mood after crying? lol
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Old 11-25-2005, 10:53 PM   #17
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:21 AM   #18
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Old 11-26-2005, 07:59 AM   #19
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Old 11-26-2005, 08:23 AM   #20
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Old 11-26-2005, 08:56 AM   #21
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"Ever cried while masturbating?"

Only when I turn myself down. Then a little booze, some ruffies.... and Bada Bing!
I'm in there like swimwear.

Oh, sure the courts call it "Chloroform Love" but phukem!

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