North korea is the biggest importer of paradis cognac in the world

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

The number of cars on the planet is increasing 3 times faster than the population growth.

A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.

In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.

Most Japanese are cremated.

Of the 4,000 species of mammals on the planet, there are 900 different species of bats.

The storage capacity of the human brain exceeds 4 terabytes.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

CDs were invented in the late 1960s.

Jupiter is 318 times the size of Earth.

the ten comandments are only for jews, gentiles have only 7. these were given to the only gentile in the old testament: noah

The average American has slightly more than 3 testicles.

Bill Gates makes more money in the time it would take for him to bend down and pick up a dollar off the ground, it's not worth his time.

too bad they didn't know that when they built the magonoi line. :1orglaugh

might have been helpful. they could have covered their asses in the arden.

O'Rly? :1orglaugh

suprising!

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He shot himself in the head.

I've heard that one a few times.. BS..! But funny BS..

you made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

50 out of 51 women would fornicate with sonofsam. Fact.

why? because i wear axe body spray.. the commercial says it, so it must be true

David Letterman's is lame

that is fuckin precious...thanks for the laugh

Per capita cheese consumption in the United States is near 28 lbs. per year

Little Rock (or Arkansas more generally, I should say) also boasts the highest per capita consumption of Velveeta cheese

Dried plum (prune) consumption in the United States has decreased since 1970 when the per capita consumption of prunes was 1.8 pounds
(almost 2 pounds a year, good grief! i don't know anyone who eats prunes so some folks out there are eating a lot to balance out our zero consumption)

Costco is the largest wine retailer in the United States. Annual wine sales are about $700 million.

God is Brazilian

I'm sexy and skinny

Party Goat is a sexy bitch

The Okapi's closest living relative is the Giraffe. It is the only existing subspecies of Giraffe on the planet only found in the Ituri Forest in the congo river basin, Africa. There are less than 25,000 on earth

http://www.grete-david.co.uk/mediac/...01/Okapi~1.JPG

I saw 2 last weekend!!! :) They can lick their eyes and ears with their 18 in long tongues.

That's the coolest shit I've seen in weeks!!!

Thanks for posting!!

The words shampoo and bungalow come from Hindi.


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