50 out of 51 women would fornicate with sonofsam. Fact.

why? because i wear axe body spray.. the commercial says it, so it must be true

David Letterman's is lame

that is fuckin precious...thanks for the laugh

Per capita cheese consumption in the United States is near 28 lbs. per year

Little Rock (or Arkansas more generally, I should say) also boasts the highest per capita consumption of Velveeta cheese

Dried plum (prune) consumption in the United States has decreased since 1970 when the per capita consumption of prunes was 1.8 pounds
(almost 2 pounds a year, good grief! i don't know anyone who eats prunes so some folks out there are eating a lot to balance out our zero consumption)

Costco is the largest wine retailer in the United States. Annual wine sales are about $700 million.

God is Brazilian

I'm sexy and skinny

Party Goat is a sexy bitch

The Okapi's closest living relative is the Giraffe. It is the only existing subspecies of Giraffe on the planet only found in the Ituri Forest in the congo river basin, Africa. There are less than 25,000 on earth

http://www.grete-david.co.uk/mediac/...01/Okapi~1.JPG

I saw 2 last weekend!!! :) They can lick their eyes and ears with their 18 in long tongues.

That's the coolest shit I've seen in weeks!!!

Thanks for posting!!

The words shampoo and bungalow come from Hindi.


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