why condoms come in boxes of 3,6, and 12 lol

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  • PimpDaddyPants
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 1581

    #1

    why condoms come in boxes of 3,6, and 12 lol

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

    Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

    He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

    Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • PimpDaddyPants
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 1581

    #2
    man i posted this b4 the other guy did i just wanna make it clear lol

    damn copycats

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    • JoeMeca
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      • Nov 2005
      • 2266

      #3
      lol funny shit, pimp u get my icq?

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      • High Quality
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        • Feb 2002
        • 5741

        #4
        not funny. Since when do married men use condoms? dumb...

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        • PimpDaddyPants
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 1581

          #5
          joe your campaign is live thanks and yes I got it....

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          • PixeLs
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2005
            • 11922

            #6
            Hehe, funny dude.

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            • Doctor Feelgood
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 2112

              #7
              one for my tongue and 2 for my lips

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              • wedouglas
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2004
                • 5921

                #8
                Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants
                A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

                Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

                He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

                He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

                "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

                With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

                Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                you bastard. if i get bad luck im coming for you...

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                • c-lo
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2005
                  • 925

                  #9
                  Originally posted by High Quality
                  not funny. Since when do married men use condoms? dumb...
                  Maybe they don't want a kid?

                  later
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                  • reed_4
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 9640

                    #10
                    I appreciate the effort of making us laugh. thanks!

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                    • Sosa
                      In Tushy Land
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 40149

                      #11
                      so fucking old

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                      • BOSS1
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 4331

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PimpDaddyPants
                        A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

                        Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

                        He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

                        He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

                        "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

                        With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

                        Repost this titled "WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12" within the next 5 minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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