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![]() First off.....Although it grips very nicely around the cock, there needs to be some air ventilation. It's kinda hard to fuck this thing without the entire neighborhood hearing it queef....Even with lots of lube.
Errrr, or so I've heard. ![]() Secondly......Find a way to warm this thing up. Nobody likes a cold snatch. ![]() |
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Dont you warm it with water first?
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Here's another suggestion.....
Include in the instructions some other options for kinky play. For eample: By turning it inside out, now you have a tranny fleshlight and it even comes with genital warts pre-installed!!! Just like the hookers in Vegas! ![]() |
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THats hot! I'd definately hit it!
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Rofl you have way to much free time
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Drill some holes in the upper surface to allow for air to escape. That should take care of the queefing....err..not that I would know..I dont have one.
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ahh get one? mine should be here soon w00t
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Lmfaooooooooooooo
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Fuck that. v2.0 should have a small heating element in it, similar to what they use in heated car seats. |
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dude, get yourself a girl.
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that fleshlight v.2 is kinda exciting. I hope Juicy would take note on this.
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No time for complicated things like girls. |
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lol then get a slave
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I just used my butt light and it was a bit chilly at first, I left the window open in the bathroom last night, but I still worked it!
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The last time that Ross gave me a sheep, Juicy and Izzz tried to steal her from me. Then she became a real slut and started fucking everybody. ![]() http://ampcontent.com/pickz/DollySheep.wmv |
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LOL i walked 5 miles to my hotel room in vegas to get the damn sheep for you
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