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SleazyDream · 03-22-2002, 09:16 PM

http://www.cybernetexpo.com/

Bought the plane tickets yesterday. All you slackassed lockjawed lazy yoyos better be prepared to enhance my presence cause Sleazydream will be in the house at cybernetexpo in montreal.

I thought about throwing a party, but since I'll probally be the largest TGP guy there I'd only be impressing myself so fuck you all.

I'm gona hit some comedy clubs and anyone who wants to come with me and isn't a somebody in my eyes can fork over $300 ( or a blowjob ) for the honor of being able to sit beside my brother. (hey, if you don't enhance my presence I don't want to sit beside you at any price, but my bro will do anything for cash)

TheFLY · 03-22-2002, 09:20 PM

Hey is this like that movie Lord of the Rings? Can we trade rings?

spacedog · 03-22-2002, 09:25 PM

cool.. something to go to within driving distance of home

Theo · 03-22-2002, 09:26 PM

Pipecrew · 03-22-2002, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
http://www.cybernetexpo.com/

Bought the plane tickets yesterday. All you slackassed lockjawed lazy yoyos better be prepared to enhance my presence cause Sleazydream will be in the house at cybernetexpo in montreal.

I thought about throwing a party, but since I'll probally be the largest TGP guy there I'd only be impressing myself so fuck you all.

I'm gona hit some comedy clubs and anyone who wants to come with me and isn't a somebody in my eyes can fork over $300 ( or a blowjob ) for the honor of being able to sit beside my brother. (hey, if you don't enhance my presence I don't want to sit beside you at any price, but my bro will do anything for cash)

I hope you are joking.... if not I might go just to kick your ass

SleazyDream · 03-22-2002, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

I hope you are joking.... if not I might go just to kick your ass

there's a charge for that too.

Freako · 03-22-2002, 10:39 PM

How much?

SleazyDream · 03-22-2002, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Freako
How much?

lets let the bidding begin..........

TheSpaceBulldog · 03-22-2002, 10:45 PM

How about if you pay me $300 and I kick you in the nuts? While you are on the ground with your mouth gaping open I will drop my sack in there for a little M/M teabag action.

kmanrox · 03-22-2002, 10:46 PM

spacedog, how did i guess u were canadian, whod of thunk?

TheSpaceBulldog · 03-22-2002, 10:47 PM

SleazyDream · 03-22-2002, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
How about if you pay me $300 and I kick you in the nuts? While you are on the ground with your mouth gaping open I will drop my sack in there for a little M/M teabag action.

why would I pay you to do that? dumb dumb dumb
see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host

TheSpaceBulldog · 03-22-2002, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

lets let the bidding begin..........

I seem to remember sumpin bout an ol leakin waterjug.....

TheSpaceBulldog · 03-22-2002, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

why would I pay you to do that? dumb dumb dumb
see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host

Just outta curriosity, how many guys have you "made" it with?

Steve · 03-22-2002, 11:00 PM

SleazyDream
When you are in Montreal, demand that everyone speak English while in your presence. And make sure the waiters show you respect! Bon apitit!

03-22-2002, 11:04 PM

sleazy, excuse my attitude, but i think you're an arrogant fuck.

peace out

TheSpaceBulldog · 03-22-2002, 11:08 PM

He is Canadian. They do not know any better.

Muff · 03-22-2002, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
He is Canadian. They do not know any better.

No Sorry,

You've got it mixed up. He lives in Northern Maniotba. There is no place in Canada called Northern Maniotba, I beleive it is his own little world.

Pipecrew · 03-22-2002, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

why would I pay you to do that? dumb dumb dumb
see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host

awwww such ignorance.... you know the people who forget where they come from can lose it so easily and have nothing to fall back on!

My Bid: 1000

SleazyDream · 03-22-2002, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
SleazyDream
When you are in Montreal, demand that everyone speak English while in your presence. And make sure the waiters show you respect! Bon apitit!

Don't worry, I will. I am Canadian and I'm sick and fucking tired of al my tax money going to all those stupid gov't programs translating everythign into french.

Wiredoctor · 03-23-2002, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

see this is why I only invite "made" guys to events I host

Please explain what "Made" is referring to??

SleazyDream · 03-23-2002, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by Wiredoctor

Please explain what "Made" is referring to??

those that know understand. Those that don't ask questions.

Wiredoctor · 03-23-2002, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

those that know understand. Those that don't ask questions.

It's the wise man that asks why? and a fool that thinks he knows it all.....LOLOLOL

GTS Mark · 03-23-2002, 02:27 AM

Well worry not Sleazy... Just talked to Martin and it looks like you are gonna have some company. We are gonna make the trek from Toronto...Looks like TGP will be well represented in Montreal...

So what time do we meet everyone at Club SuperSex???

1st Round Is On Me!

DH

SleazyDream · 03-23-2002, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Wiredoctor

It's the wise man that asks why? and a fool that thinks he knows it all.....LOLOLOL

sayings work well in dream perfect worlds, someday you'll grow up and know how the REAL world works.

oh - drinkinghard. I don't really drink, so when you say the first round is on you I hope you mean the first round of blowjobs.

Pipecrew · 03-23-2002, 02:25 PM

supersexe is a fucking rip off, went 2 years ago, 11 dollar drinks.... and naturally I spilled mine and was forced to buy another one

xApster · 03-23-2002, 02:32 PM

If you want a good BJ go to Grand Prix in Montreal... now sleazy is going maybe i should drive down to Montreal =)

Pipecrew · 03-23-2002, 02:34 PM

Do you guys honestly have to pay in order to get laid?

Paul -C- · 03-23-2002, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Do you guys honestly have to pay in order to get laid?

Even money can't get me laid.

Martin · 03-23-2002, 03:30 PM

I'll be there.. Who else?

FATPad · 03-23-2002, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Freako
How much?

2 big macs and a supersize fry.

SleazyDream · 03-23-2002, 06:24 PM

http://www.paulcorrigan.com/familyinternet.jpg

I love this pic - only left wondering which people in the pic are for a porn free internet? Not the two teen boys or the dad? Mom OBVIOUSLY puts out. the daughter looks like a slut...........

Krome · 03-23-2002, 07:25 PM

hey sleazy sit next to me, I like skinny arse big heads next to me.....Tell you what I am going to Montreal..give me a call and maybe I will beat you and your whore brother just so you can be honoured to have scars that came from a scots man...TWAT...

and will all you little pricks stop licking his arse..get some fucking respect for yourself

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Your the largest guy anywhere you go.

BTW Pipecrew, TheSpaceBulldog, Equinox, respect..now Sleazy when can you pay me for the priviledge of having me kill you?

Tell you what why dont you call me UK 07968659236 and we can arrange a meeting...dam I have not had a good fight in a week and am going to fly out for a few days and have a pre arranged one...Excellent!!

Pipecrew · 03-23-2002, 07:32 PM

hahaha sweet. Krome, I'll bring the shovel and a pickup truck!

Krome · 03-23-2002, 07:42 PM

Fucking excellent idea...smash the shovel into his head a few times then run the cunt over...fucing nice one...dam I think my anti big head tgp movement could make us some cash...Imagine if we broadcasted the beating of the big headed fuckers live on the net...then webmasters would be joing sites as opposed to the affiliate programs..it will be massive...

(I did actually get the shovel and pick up truck comment just wanted to build on it)

Wiredoctor · 03-23-2002, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

sayings work well in dream perfect worlds, someday you'll grow up and know how the REAL world works.

First of all YOU are the one who used a saying first !! I just replied with a much better one. Second you need to grow up, you are about the only webmaster any of us have ever seen with an ego bigger then your head, and thats pretty damm big.... and you talk to people like you are some kind of porn site guru, and you have NO CLUE believe me who some of us are...LOLOL,
but seriously don't you have any self respect?? You are the only person I've seen in my 6 years in this biz that people not only laugh at, but that actually want to get violent on ?...doesnt it bother you that you project this type of karma??? How does it feel to have to look over your shoulder for the rest of your life??

You talk about the Real world....hahahaha if you only knew... hahahahaha

Watch out for thos flying shovels, I think that might hurt a bit when they slam into your head...

Krome · 03-23-2002, 09:52 PM

I think "made" means that they can do Sleazy style great table sand the way how he make texts bigger and smaller....you do know that sleazy is a design god...he does not use CSS due to his ability with HTML (which is the only language he knows apart from the rare 'head up his own arse language - a type of german I believe')..I also love the way he optimises his pics...

Sleazy just one question why do you bother buying porn pictures then optimising them yourself? Due to the way you fuck them up you could use pictures of the world dart comp and the surfer would not know the difference....

kmanrox · 03-23-2002, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog
He is Canadian. They do not know any better.

he is exempt from being canadian....

i make him an honorary american....

back off f0000

Pipecrew · 03-23-2002, 09:54 PM

My backup idea was to bury him with the shovel in montreal somewhere and then broadcast it live on the internet to see if any of his friends would pay ransom to get him out...... Unfortunately it wouldnt be long before he realized he didnt have any..

Steve · 03-23-2002, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

he is exempt from being canadian....

i make him an honorary american....

back off f0000

You keep popping off about how you like cock and we're gonna trade you to Greece

SleazyDream · 03-23-2002, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
hey sleazy sit next to me, I like skinny arse big heads next to me.....Tell you what I am going to Montreal..give me a call and maybe I will beat you and your whore brother just so you can be honoured to have scars that came from a scots man...TWAT...

and will all you little pricks stop licking his arse..get some fucking respect for yourself

BTW Pipecrew, TheSpaceBulldog, Equinox, respect..now Sleazy when can you pay me for the priviledge of having me kill you?

Tell you what why dont you call me UK 07968659236 and we can arrange a meeting...dam I have not had a good fight in a week and am going to fly out for a few days and have a pre arranged one...Excellent!!

Only a COMPLETE dumbassed IDIOT like Krome would call me a skinny arse. I'm a big assed northern boy, ask ANYONE. Where I come from we feed guys like crome dome to the polar bears for breakfast.

GTS Mark · 03-23-2002, 11:23 PM

Krome = Begbie

Ludedude · 03-23-2002, 11:39 PM

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Montreal - I'm Going. The people there better be prepared to enhance my presence.

You know, I gotta hand it to you Sleazy...you're a one of a kind straight shooter.

SykkBoy · 03-23-2002, 11:53 PM

cyberpunk and I are going up for convergeance
we're probably hitting the big blood drinking festival afterwards...Sleazy, c'mon, I'll show ya some apperance enhancement...guzzle a little calf's blood and maybe I'll tell ya a few jokes to amuse you....ya ever fuck a goth chick? ever fuck one on calf's blood? mmmmmmmmmmm

don't worry, we'll be good to go for cybernet expo too...

SykkBoy · 03-24-2002, 12:00 AM

whoops, little typo in that last post...

I meant, punky and I will be drinking beers and tipping strippers to fake like they like us....

SleazyDream · 03-24-2002, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
whoops, little typo in that last post...

I meant, punky and I will be drinking beers and tipping strippers to fake like they like us....

WHAT - you mean the strippers FAKE it???????? no way.

SykkBoy · 03-24-2002, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

WHAT - you mean the strippers FAKE it???????? no way.

well no, I'm sure a man of your stature and personal acumen would have no problems with that....

but us dark side stepping evil makers who smell of calf's blood...well, the naked chickies get a little nervous...

Platinum Dave · 03-24-2002, 03:16 AM

Montreal is gonna rock house everyone, ya better be there,

BruceM · 03-24-2002, 03:31 AM

Cinquante!

kmanrox · 03-24-2002, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

Only a COMPLETE dumbassed IDIOT like Krome would call me a skinny arse. I'm a big assed northern boy, ask ANYONE. Where I come from we feed guys like crome dome to the polar bears for breakfast.

Sleazy is like, 6 boneprones but together squared

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Montreal - I'm Going. The people there better be prepared to enhance my presence. http://www.cybernetexpo.com/ Bought the plane tickets yesterday. All you slackassed lockjawed lazy yoyos better be prepared to enhance my presence cause Sleazydream will be in the house at cybernetexpo in montreal. I thought about throwing a party, but since I'll probally be the largest TGP guy there I'd only be impressing myself so fuck you all. I'm gona hit some comedy clubs and anyone who wants to come with me and isn't a somebody in my eyes can fork over $300 ( or a blowjob ) for the honor of being able to sit beside my brother. (hey, if you don't enhance my presence I don't want to sit beside you at any price, but my bro will do anything for cash) __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	sleazy, excuse my attitude, but i think you're an arrogant fuck. peace out

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Well worry not Sleazy... Just talked to Martin and it looks like you are gonna have some company. We are gonna make the trek from Toronto...Looks like TGP will be well represented in Montreal... So what time do we meet everyone at Club SuperSex??? 1st Round Is On Me! DH

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	supersexe is a fucking rip off, went 2 years ago, 11 dollar drinks.... and naturally I spilled mine and was forced to buy another one

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Do you guys honestly have to pay in order to get laid?

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	http://www.paulcorrigan.com/familyinternet.jpg I love this pic - only left wondering which people in the pic are for a porn free internet? Not the two teen boys or the dad? Mom OBVIOUSLY puts out. the daughter looks like a slut........... __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	hahaha sweet. Krome, I'll bring the shovel and a pickup truck!

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Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	Fucking excellent idea...smash the shovel into his head a few times then run the cunt over...fucing nice one...dam I think my anti big head tgp movement could make us some cash...Imagine if we broadcasted the beating of the big headed fuckers live on the net...then webmasters would be joing sites as opposed to the affiliate programs..it will be massive... (I did actually get the shovel and pick up truck comment just wanted to build on it)

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Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	I think "made" means that they can do Sleazy style great table sand the way how he make texts bigger and smaller....you do know that sleazy is a design god...he does not use CSS due to his ability with HTML (which is the only language he knows apart from the rare 'head up his own arse language - a type of german I believe')..I also love the way he optimises his pics... Sleazy just one question why do you bother buying porn pictures then optimising them yourself? Due to the way you fuck them up you could use pictures of the world dart comp and the surfer would not know the difference....

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	My backup idea was to bury him with the shovel in montreal somewhere and then broadcast it live on the internet to see if any of his friends would pay ransom to get him out...... Unfortunately it wouldnt be long before he realized he didnt have any..

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