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  • Rod.
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2005
    • 8
    #1

    I will be having dinner with a homosexual couple tonight. Any tips?

    I am very nervous as this is the first time I will be joining a homosexual couple by myself. I need advice pronto!
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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572
      #2
      Can't advise until know genders involved -- yours, theirs, etc.


      2hp
      tada!

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        • bjjb
          Have laptop will travel
          • Mar 2004
          • 13074
          #3
          Dont drop your fork

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            • Rod.
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2005
              • 8
              #4
              everyone is male.

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                • Downtime
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 7320
                  #5
                  Lighten the mood with a joke:

                  What do gay horses eat?

                  Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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                    • u-Bob
                      there's no $$$ in porn
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 33063
                      #6
                      don't do it!

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                        • Mr. Jim
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 4372
                          #7
                          hmm does not sound good for the man named ROD

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                            • Tipsy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 6989
                              #8
                              Ummmm....just enjoy the food?
                              Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                • BoyAlley
                                  So Fucking Gay
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 19714
                                  #9
                                  Bring a bottle of wine. It's polite, plus it'll be a lot easier for them to DP you if you've had a few drinks in ya first...

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                                    • jMEGA
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                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 671
                                      #10
                                      See if they wanna start a pay site
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                                        • Rod.
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 8
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                          Bring a bottle of wine. It's polite, plus it'll be a lot easier for them to DP you if you've had a few drinks in ya first...
                                          Thanks

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                                            • 2HousePlague
                                              CURATOR
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 14572
                                              #12




                                              2hp
                                              tada!

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                                                • HomoErectus
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 159
                                                  #13
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                                                    • Scootermuze
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 4513
                                                      #14
                                                      My thoughts would be to treat it as any other gathering... No special or unusual arrangements... It's just a couple coming over...

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                                                        • Antonio
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 14136
                                                          #15
                                                          nice fake nick, congrats to the winners

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                                                            • Methodcash Rick
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 1720
                                                              #16
                                                              Dont' drop your fork...

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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133986
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Bring the movie Deliverance to set the mood

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                                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24818
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Flip the barstool upside down so they feel more at home.

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                                                                        • sh33p
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 541
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Keep your back to the wall and clench tight.

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                                                                            • CherryLipsRosa
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 3603
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Be yourself and enjoy the evening you will be surprised how much fun they might be.
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                                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 22712
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Damn dude, if ya gotta ask maybe you shouldn't be eating with them.


                                                                                  Hopefully it changes your outlook though. Just enjoy the food.
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                                                                                    • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 24433
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      don't forget the lube...


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                                                                                        • bjjb
                                                                                          Have laptop will travel
                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 13074
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Oh and dont ask for more stuffing lmao

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                                                                                            • crowkid
                                                                                              o.g. spammer
                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                              • 1240
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              recommend expensive types of lube, hold the glass of wine with your pinky pointing out, and talk about how people are so homophobic...that should do it

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                                                                                                • ElConquistador
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 520
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  - dress in all rainbow colors
                                                                                                  - talk about the new season of "Queer Eye"
                                                                                                  - mention your plans to move to San Fran
                                                                                                  - ask if either of them has gone in for anal bleaching
                                                                                                  - right before dessert, ask who wants cream shot on top of their boot-ay...err I mean latte'

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                                                                                                    • JoeMeca
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                      • 2266
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      rofl this is a funny thread

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                                                                                                        • romeoboi
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                          • 343
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          dont make sex or stereotypical jokes or make references to "you people"

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                                                                                                            • Holly Lez!
                                                                                                              She's back
                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                              • 3480
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Rod.
                                                                                                              I am very nervous as this is the first time I will be joining a homosexual couple by myself. I need advice pronto!
                                                                                                              I totally understand where you are coming from! I get so nervous when I have to join Heterosexual couples but I just try to act like they are normal people and some how I get through it!
                                                                                                              [email protected]
                                                                                                              Skype: hollyruprecht

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                                                                                                                • TexasDreams
                                                                                                                  former Miserable Admin :)
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                  • 4700
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rod.
                                                                                                                  I am very nervous as this is the first time I will be joining a homosexual couple by myself. I need advice pronto!
                                                                                                                  Goodnight DarkJedi!
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                                                                                                                    • Rob
                                                                                                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                      • 13310
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                                                                      Goodnight DarkJedi!
                                                                                                                      Thank you, sir. He was getting to be too fucking much.

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                                                                                                                        • tony299
                                                                                                                          lurker
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                          • 57021
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          you guys are all too funny lol

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                                                                                                                            • studiocritic
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                              • 2442
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Direct Holly
                                                                                                                              I totally understand where you are coming from! I get so nervous when I have to join Heterosexual couples but I just try to act like they are normal people and some how I get through it!
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                                                                                                                                • PixeLs
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 11922
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Just be their slave for tonight.

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                                                                                                                                    • Kevsh
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 8619
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Don't tell them your name is "Rod"

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                                                                                                                                        • emthree
                                                                                                                                          Dialer Kingpin
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 10816
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Make no comments on the packing of fudge

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