Teen has sex with Mannequin (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

warlock5 · 11-21-2005, 12:12 PM

I laughed out loud at this one:

A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...,00.html?f=rss

Maxy · 11-21-2005, 12:13 PM

Kid was probably doin it for a laugh, i hope.

Screaming · 11-21-2005, 12:14 PM

Talk about hard up.

TheLegacy · 11-21-2005, 12:15 PM

wonder what his nick was on GFY

sickkittens · 11-21-2005, 12:39 PM

pornguy · 11-21-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Ok, thats one I would jump right on.

Manowar · 11-21-2005, 12:41 PM

what an idiot

warlock5 · 11-21-2005, 12:42 PM

Hmm, hard decision, beautiful naked woman or cold hard mannequin.

ronaldo · 11-21-2005, 12:45 PM

Well, if the mannequin in that link is the one in question, then I'd have to ask what was he thinking.

xclusive · 11-21-2005, 12:50 PM

he couldn't afford a real doll

NinjaSteve · 11-21-2005, 01:04 PM

I'm jealous because he thought if it first.

adonthenet · 11-21-2005, 02:10 PM

lol FUNNy!

Th!nk · 11-21-2005, 02:24 PM

i hope that kid was just having fun and just joking bout it...but damn thing to do and get caught!

tranza · 11-21-2005, 04:21 PM

"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

that's an interesting way to say it

MadCat · 11-21-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by warlock5

Teen has sex with Mannequin (pics)

Nice pics asshole

ilbb · 11-21-2005, 04:28 PM

american pie

Scott McD · 11-21-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

She was hot in that movie !!!!!

tony286 · 11-21-2005, 04:34 PM

The worse part is he will then registered as a sex offender for life for fucking a piece of plastic.

Big Red Machine · 11-21-2005, 05:14 PM

PlentyHorseCock

Mannequin = Trailer Park answer for a Real Doll

You know you are a RedNeck when you bore a hole in a mannequin and call it your girl

PixeLs · 11-21-2005, 08:42 PM

Poor boy, he can't distinguish animate from inanimate object..

Spunky · 11-21-2005, 08:49 PM

It must be due to the drugs

Martin · 11-21-2005, 08:58 PM

Horny as fuck!

gornyhuy · 11-21-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

WORST.

MOVIE.

EVER.

mastamindz · 11-21-2005, 09:20 PM

sounds like a good gallery description.

Ace-wtf · 11-22-2005, 02:13 AM

at least he didn't try on this chap:

je_rome · 11-23-2005, 12:23 AM

if its Kim Cattrall I don't think anyone will say no to a mannequin

Mike Okitch · 11-23-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

wonder what his nick was on GFY

kak_azn

11-21-2005, 12:12 PM	#1
warlock5 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,808	Teen has sex with Mannequin (pics) I laughed out loud at this one: A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre. Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down. Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. "That's the only way I know how to put it." http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...,00.html?f=rss

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