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|  11-22-2005, 08:52 PM | #1 | 
| Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii 
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				 |  Things you can "ONLY" get away with saying, at Thanksgiving 1. Wow, talk about huge breasts! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open, and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before its ready? 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:52 PM | #2 | 
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				 | 20. Why has grandma passed out and started drooling into her soup? 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:52 PM | #3 | 
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				 | I like the first one!   | 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:53 PM | #4 | 
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				 | 21. Get your hand off of my thigh, we're cousins for gods sake 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:54 PM | #5 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 08:54 PM | #6 | 
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				 | 22. You lied mom... you said if i came to aunt susies house for thanksgivings, that she would invite david hasslehoff 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:54 PM | #7 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 08:54 PM | #8 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 08:55 PM | #9 | 
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				 | 11. Just spread the legs open, and stuff it in.  You dirty sinful man. | 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:55 PM | #10 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 08:56 PM | #11 | 
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				 | 11. Just spread the legs open, and stuff it in.   | 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:56 PM | #12 | 
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				 | 23-a. Mom, this part of the turkey looks like my girlfriends ___________ 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:56 PM | #13 | 
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				 | 23-b. Do you mind if i borrow the turkey for 10-15 minutes? 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:57 PM | #14 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 08:58 PM | #15 | 
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				 | Sopranos time. 
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|  11-22-2005, 08:58 PM | #16 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 08:59 PM | #17 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 09:20 PM | #18 | 
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				 | 26.  If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, i'd of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes! | 
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|  11-22-2005, 11:12 PM | #19 | |
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|  11-22-2005, 11:46 PM | #20 | 
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				 | Anyone want second helpings? Just reach in and grab the giblets. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat! (yeah, I know someone did a variation on that already) ADG Webmaster | 
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