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Old 11-21-2005, 11:46 PM   #1
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How I will die

My psychic said the following today at my session:

"You will die by an assassins bullet. The situation will go down like this, you will be partying with the 1973 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders at their current age. In other words, you will be partying with a bunch of women in their early to mid 60s. However, they will also have their daughters with them, who will be in their 30s. And their granddaughters, who are just legal, between the ages of 18 and 22 years old. They will all be naked and you will be making smores. An assassin hired by the government of Venezuela will kill you."

I asked her why the government of Venezuela would want to put a hit out on me, and she continued:

"Apparantly you will fornicate with so many hot Venezuelan women that you will dilute the Venezuelan population. Instead of having thousands of new births that are 100% Venezuelan kids, you will have caused the country to have thousands of Greek and Venezuelan babies, thus greatly reducing the number of pure Venezuelans alive. You will be regarding as the most fertile and sought after sex partner to thousands of women worldwide. You will go down in history as a sex machine, do you know what I mean?"

I told her yes, I knew what she meant. And we made love for hours.

Yes ladies, I am available for parties.
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Old 11-21-2005, 11:49 PM   #2
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Old 11-21-2005, 11:50 PM   #3
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By the way I shot J.R.
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Old 11-21-2005, 11:51 PM   #4
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Old 11-21-2005, 11:51 PM   #5
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Old 11-21-2005, 11:56 PM   #6
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at least you die getting pussy
And eating smores.
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Old 11-21-2005, 11:57 PM   #7
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... and then you woke up
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Old 11-21-2005, 11:59 PM   #8
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... and then you woke up
Ok so I don't really do parties. I might for the right price though, thats what I meant.
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Old 11-22-2005, 12:26 AM   #9
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