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What's the most disgusting thing you've done in the sack?
They say that nasty sex is the best sex soooo....what is the most disgusting thing you've ever willingly done to your partner(s) past and present in the bedroom?
Don't be shy. Let's hear the dirt |
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you first
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One time, in band camp...
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Master of Gfy.com
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jesus fucking christ
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He's got a wedding ring on. There's a Mrs. Goatse out there.
His wife must use a hell of a strapon. |
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Dam, that fucking sick!!
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damn moose that is just WRONG!
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Fellas, I would've shared mine first but damn, I've lost more than just my appetite now
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haha good ol goatse.cx ! rofl classic !
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Sorry Bobo, You left it wide open and nobody else was taking the shot! |
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dammit man, dont do that again..ya scared the holy shit outta my wife
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Master of Gfy.com
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I was gonna say stuff along those lines, but then i saw that fucking picture and had to shut my browser |
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It all started a few years back. I was 17, my girlfriend was 19 (her only quality was her looks). We were walking home from a movie one night... just another walk home. She looked at me and said, "We've gotten as far as oral sex... How much farther are you willing to go?". I was surprised. I thaught SHE wanted to end it at oral sex. I said, "Well, I wouldn't mind a threeway...".
The next day, she phones her cousin up (her cousin wasn't nearly as attractive, but still, she wasn't someone you'd turn down) and says, "____ wants to have a threeway, and I can't find anyone willing to do it". Her cousin says, "Well, _____ wants to have one too!". Two days later, me, my girlfriend, her cousin, and her cousins boyfriend are all screwing away in the sack. I was humping away, when suddenly, I feel a hand on my shoulder. I turn around and its my girlfriends cousin. She says, "____ said you want to try giving her a facial". I felt weak at the knee's. I instantly thought, "Wow, I'm going to be just like Peter North!". I got to cum on my girlfriend and her cousins faces that night. It's a night I will never forget. Anyway, if your wondering what the ______'s are for, it's because I didn't think they'd want their names on the internet. Where my name should be, tehre is also a _____... I figured noone knows my name yet, so I might as well let them keep guessing. My girlfriend ran off with her cousin and I haven't heard from her since. Not that it matters. She had no redeeming value anyway. Only problem with giving a facial, is that it sort of makes you go.. "Oh, well, it's not really like in the movies", and I have never looked at facials the same. Anyway... I'm just rambling on now, and I should really get back to throwing together half assed galleries. Tata.
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I don't think I could give a girl a facial.. be wierd lookin at her afterwards..
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Before when I looked at a picture of a facial, I was like, "awsome!", but now, if I see one, I'm like.. "aw man, did they have to do that?"
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Yeah but you have to admit there's something special about a girl that tells you to cum on her face
Brad
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TopTGP, you should write sex stories
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Yuck.
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your mom.
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aka K-Man
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i thought about boneprone when banging a latina/asian stripper
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Haha KC it's all good!
TOP, dude you're a lucky guy. I had this girlfriend a few years back and when I went down on her, I decided to lick around her anal region. She was clean and it was all good. The thing is, she had one of those little nuggets around her anus, you know how some girls have that (what the fuck is it?). Like a little protrusion. Anyway, I didn't care and I actually sucked on it and kinda bit it. In retrospect it's kinda gross, but isn't everything that you do when you're in the heat of the moment? |
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Dude, that ain't right.
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The thing is, she had one of those little nuggets around her anus, you know how some girls have that (what the fuck is it?).
Hemmorhoid? *LMFAO* |
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whoa...... I see there are ALOT of fresh fish around these parts......... some of us aren't even phased by that pic anymore...... Lensman had a hardon for that thing forEVER............. lmao
Hemmerhoids......... rotfl............ was it good BoBo? Mmmmm ...... yummy.............. kinda chewy and shit huh? rotfl GOD it's been a long damn day. I guess the most disgusting thing that I have ever done in the sack is let a man chew on my hemmerhoids...... rotflmfao STOP........... GOD I need some sleep!!!!!! |
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Wasn't BoBo bitching about women who smoke the other day and now he comes in here saying he is chewing on his woman's hemmorhoids (dammit how do you spell that damn word)............. GOD............. rotfl
I am about to piss my pants here, I am off to bed. Tam |
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LOL!
No you guys are sick! It wasn't hemmroids. Some chicks just have these little kernels on the anus. She had one and one only. It wasn't like herpes or anything (hmmm, come to think of it my face did break out with something awful...NAWWWT!). |
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next time turn on the lights. |
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Licking an asshole (more technically refferred to as "rimming") is nasty?
I ROUTINELY do that to my girl. She LOVES it. I poke my tongue right in there as far as I can go. Only when it smells and looks clean of course, but that's almost always. There ain't no part of my girl that I won't lick/kiss/suck/hold. Why? Because she's my girl, and she's part of me. And I will do everything in my power to give her the same amount of pleasure that she gives me just by being in my life. You may now all begin to puke Jason.
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THATS A HEMMOROID YOU GOON LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Oh my god this is too much |
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OH JESUS TAM fuckkkkkkkk i cant get out of here without quoting all you sick fucks..... |
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i love rimming a beotch.... to be honest, thats the first thing i do when the clothes are off, il bury my fuckin face in her ass for an hour and just bask in the taste!!
gd im all onry now argh
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Guys, I'm pretty freakin' sure it wasn't a hemmroid. That would have hurt her!
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL oh man |
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You know you have been around these webmaster boards a long time when what is commonly known as 'the ass pic' doesn't even phase you anymore.
Unless of course you look at it too long and then you try to see how deep in that man's body you can see. What must his prostate exam be like. The doc must think there is something wrong there. I did a facial a couple times because partners had fantasies about it but then one time they shot off before I had time to close my eyes fully. Never again..they can aim for my chest in future. Rimming is fine is everyone is clean but there is rimming and then there is chewing on a hemeroid..ick-o-ramma.
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Holy shit. Let's hear it for ass tulips!
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And it was big enough to bite on? And Jesus wept. That goes against the Bible. |
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So, at band camp, like I was saying earlier... Soul Rebel had just helped pull most of the tuba outta my ass (the mouthpiece was lost but that's another story) when he started munching on my 'roid!
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BoBo... think of it as a hemorrhoid.... you do NOT want to know what the second most common cause of that type of thing is.
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I introduced a double dong into the relationship at one point, one side for her and one for me, I have been a better man ever since
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Holly shit!!
I laughed my ass off at bobo biting the girls hemorrhoids!! Did your toungue go numb after the fact? Preperation H will do that! Yeah the ass pic does nothing to me anymore, as a matter of a fact i wish i had a Set ;-)))) My experience would probably be the time i earned my RED WINGS!!!!!! Purely accedental ofcourse. But I Munched for a while! |
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69 and when the girl came she farted right in my fucking face!
I was so lucky that I didn't rimm her at that moment ! DynaMite ![]()
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If you want to see how the goatse.cx guy got that way, you can download the entire picture series here:
http://www.goatse.cx/contrib/gap.zip |
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You're right though, us guys gotta do whatever it takes to pleasure our girls. I don't care if she wants me to lick her armpit, he he he. She's even rimmed me a couple of times while stroking me and yes, it was a good feeling |
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This is a hard thread to read before breakfast
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