Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

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  • EviLGuY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2003
    • 12745
    #51
    50 roundhouse kicks!

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      • Hollywood Horwitz
        Porn To ROCK!
        • Dec 2003
        • 4357
        #52
        Ross Horwitz
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          • Maxy
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 1858
            #53
            Delta rules.
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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              • PaulB IYP
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 2164
                #54
                chuck norris rules!!!!
                paulb@itsyourporn
                icq 292627919

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                  • smack
                    Push Porn Like Weight.
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 10652
                    #55
                    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
                    for some reason that cracks me up everytime i read it.
                    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                      • swedguy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 7981
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Taboo
                        I started reading and couldn't stop...

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                        Me too. Hilarious

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                          • germ
                            ( o Y o )
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 3108
                            #57

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                              • Taboo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 3700
                                #58
                                Originally posted by Ramos
                                Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was
                                removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse
                                kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
                                nice one.

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                                  • Chuck Norris
                                    Registered User
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 2
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Vin Diesel
                                    There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.


                                    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.


                                    Vin Diesel invented the black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


                                    Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


                                    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.


                                    -Vin


                                    Chuck Norris' favorite sandwich is "Filet of Vin Diesel" with a side of Mr. T - with lots of mayo.

                                    Chuck Norris can impregnate women just by winking his right eye. He can impregnate men by winking his left, but he doesn't do it because he hated Arnold's movie "Junior". What a pussy.

                                    Chuck Norris doesn't obey the Law of Gravity. It obeys him.
                                    My Official Website

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                                      • Downtime
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 7320
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Ramos
                                        Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was
                                        removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse
                                        kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
                                        lmao best one in this thread
                                        #27024067

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