| Chuck Norris |
11-22-2005 05:26 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vin Diesel
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vin Diesel invented the black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
-Vin
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Chuck Norris' favorite sandwich is "Filet of Vin Diesel" with a side of Mr. T - with lots of mayo.
Chuck Norris can impregnate women just by winking his right eye. He can impregnate men by winking his left, but he doesn't do it because he hated Arnold's movie "Junior". What a pussy.
Chuck Norris doesn't obey the Law of Gravity. It obeys him. |
