Sometimes I really loathe humans, this is one of those times...

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  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240

    #1

    Sometimes I really loathe humans, this is one of those times...

    http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/15/bo...wanted=1&8hpib

    Nicole Richie sat at a table in Times Square's Virgin Megastore last week with a pen in her hand, a smile on her face and butterflies in her stomach. Seeing as this was Ms. Richie's first book signing - her debut novel, "The Truth About Diamonds," hit stores last Monday - she said she was a tad nervous.

    But in a matter of minutes it would become clear that she had little to worry about. That night she was among friends, friends who were more than willing to shell out for a book (list: $23.95). "She's the most amazing person I've ever seen on TV in my life," gushed one teenage girl, who was near tears. "I live for her. I'd do anything to talk to her."

    She wasn't the only one living for Ms. Richie that evening. A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara, walked away from the table hyperventilating as he clutched an autographed copy of "Diamonds" close to his chest. "Oh ... my ... God," he said between deep breaths. "Nicole just said I was cool! Nicole just said I was cool!" And so it went for nearly two hours, Ms. Richie scribbling her signature and sprinkling happy dust while unabashedly giddy fans fawned all over her.

    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.
  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593

    #2
    I've always thought humans were the least intelligent creatures on the planet.

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    • Libertine
      sex dwarf
      • May 2002
      • 17860

      #3
      Wow, she looks like she's 40 in that pic.
      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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      • potter
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2004
        • 6559

        #4
        Who the hell is Nicole Richie?

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        • BRISK
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Feb 2003
          • 12240

          #5
          Originally posted by potter
          Who the hell is Nicole Richie?
          Apparently she's the most amazing person on TV
          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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          • $5 submissions
            I help you SUCCEED
            • Nov 2003
            • 32195

            #6
            The cult of celebrity.

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            • Amnesic
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2004
              • 1305

              #7
              A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

              would you want that as a fan

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133986

                #8
                Some people need a lobotomy

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                • Pornwolf
                  Drunk and Unruly
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22712

                  #9
                  Sad, very sad.
                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                  Webair, bitches.

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                  • Rep
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 991

                    #10
                    Ground-breaking acting playing a stupid giggly hahahaha.
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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218

                      #11
                      she used to look cuter a year ago before the lohan diet

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                      • sickkittens
                        I am a meat popsicle.
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 25100

                        #12
                        So what exactly does she do?

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                        • AmateurFlix
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 7762

                          #13
                          why is this girl famous? just for hanging out with paris hilton or has she done anything herself?

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                          • pornguy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 62912

                            #14
                            I second the question of who is she???
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                            • directfiesta
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 30137

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Amnesic
                              A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

                              bdjuf ?
                              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                              • adultchica
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 5141

                                #16
                                She is Lionel Richie's daughter and Paris Hilton's slutty little counterpart on that reality show the Simple Life.

                                She has no talent, only skimpy clothing ;-). Just like Paris

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                                • BRISK
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 12240

                                  #17
                                  "She's the most amazing person I've ever seen on TV in my life," gushed one teenage girl, who was near tears. "I live for her. I'd do anything to talk to her."

                                  I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                  I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                  • directfiesta
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 30137

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BRISK
                                    "She's the most amazing person I've ever seen on TV in my life," gushed one teenage girl, who was near tears. "I live for her. I'd do anything to talk to her."

                                    Similar of Myers saying of Bush:

                                    " He is the most intelligent man I ever met .."

                                    No fucking difference ....
                                    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                    • Nembrionic
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 2424

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amnesic
                                      A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

                                      would you want that as a fan
                                      Boy George got quite big on that

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                                      • SilentKnight
                                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 24818

                                        #20
                                        Someday I'm gonna be famous,
                                        Do I have talent, well, no.
                                        These days you don't really need it,
                                        Thanks to reality shows

                                        Can't wait to date a supermodel,
                                        Can't wait to sue my dad.
                                        Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
                                        On my way to rehab....

                                        Cause when you're a Celebrity
                                        It's adios reality
                                        You can act just like a fool
                                        People think you're cool
                                        Just cause your on TV.
                                        I can throw major fits
                                        When my latte isn't just how I like it
                                        They say I've gone insane,
                                        I'll blame it on the fame,
                                        And the pressures that it goes with
                                        Being a Celebrity

                                        I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
                                        When things don't go my way.
                                        I'll get community service
                                        No matter which law I break

                                        I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
                                        They'll write some awful stuff
                                        But the more they run my name down,
                                        The more my price goes up

                                        Cause when you're a Celebrity,
                                        It's adios reality.
                                        No matter what you do,
                                        People think you're cool,
                                        Just cause you're on TV.
                                        I can fall in and out of love,
                                        Have marriages that barely last a month.
                                        When they go down the drain
                                        I'll blame it on fame
                                        And say it's just so tough.
                                        Being a Celebrity

                                        So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
                                        To the land of fun in the sun
                                        We'll be real world bachelors
                                        Jackass Millionaires
                                        Hey, Hey, Hollywood
                                        Here we come!

                                        Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
                                        It's adios reality
                                        No matter what you do,
                                        People think you're cool,
                                        Just cause you're on t.v.

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                                        • diggy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 684

                                          #21

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                                          • RonUSMC
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 183

                                            #22
                                            I saw her walking into Nobu (Malibu) as I was walking out and I gave her a Joey "How youuuu doinnnn?".. she just laughed.

                                            She was on Simple Life with Paris Hilton.

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                                            • BRISK
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 12240

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by diggy
                                              Busted
                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                              • Paul
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 2637

                                                #24
                                                I completely agree with you BRISK

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                                                • georgeyw
                                                  58008 53773
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9865

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                  So what exactly does she do?
                                                  sucks off rich guys to get in the tabloids
                                                  TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                                  "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                                  • Screaming
                                                    I can change this!!!!!
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 18972

                                                    #26
                                                    She is still hot

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                                                    • J-$
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 2090

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by diggy
                                                      both funny and scary at the same time..! lol

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                                                      • Manowar
                                                        jellyfish  
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 71528

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Amnesic
                                                        A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

                                                        would you want that as a fan
                                                        werd

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                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 60840

                                                          #29
                                                          sometimes???

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                                                          • je_rome
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                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 6846

                                                            #30
                                                            Idolatry is a sin
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                                                            • jollyperv
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 3927

                                                              #31
                                                              Yeah! FUCK people.

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