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iBanker · 11-19-2005, 06:13 AM

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and tells the bartender:

"I'll have 9 shots of Whiskey"

The bartender nods his head, poors all of them and sets them in front of the guy, the guy slams through 8 of the shots, and the bartender interrupts:

"Hey bud, everything okay?"

The guy responds:

"You be drinking too like this if you had what I got."

Bartender replies:

"Oh yeah, whats that?"

Guy answers:

"$1.09"

Dalai lama · 11-19-2005, 06:15 AM

That's a good one, I could imagine the look on the bartender's face.

Screaming · 11-19-2005, 06:16 AM

I thought this was the blow job joke.

MandyBlake · 11-19-2005, 08:53 AM

very cute. thanks for the morning laugh.

iBanker · 11-19-2005, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

very cute. thanks for the morning laugh.

Anytime

amandaspost · 11-19-2005, 09:54 AM

lol good one

amaze · 11-19-2005, 09:57 AM

Thanks for the joke good one

~Ray · 11-19-2005, 09:58 AM

that was pretty good...

ElConquistador · 11-19-2005, 10:02 AM

I've actually done that before!

mikeet · 11-19-2005, 10:14 AM

miss wild · 11-20-2005, 04:44 AM

LOL good one, thanks for the laugh

Vitasoy · 11-20-2005, 06:07 AM

hahah...I loved it

woj · 11-20-2005, 08:07 AM

nebula · 11-20-2005, 08:56 AM

Good one

Violetta · 11-20-2005, 10:37 AM

thanks for sharing!

Spudman · 11-20-2005, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

I thought this was the blow job joke.

me too, i think the blow job one was better

still good though.

PixeLs · 11-20-2005, 08:22 PM

That bartender is fucking owned! LOL

pornguy · 11-20-2005, 08:30 PM

Was expecting the old blow job one. that caught me off guard.

reed_4 · 11-20-2005, 10:54 PM

i can even imagine the face of that stupid & owned bartender.

Downtime · 11-20-2005, 10:57 PM

not too shabby!

11-19-2005, 06:13 AM	#1
iBanker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego, moving to Portland. Posts: 2,758	Daily Joke... A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and tells the bartender: "I'll have 9 shots of Whiskey" The bartender nods his head, poors all of them and sets them in front of the guy, the guy slams through 8 of the shots, and the bartender interrupts: "Hey bud, everything okay?" The guy responds: "You be drinking too like this if you had what I got." Bartender replies: "Oh yeah, whats that?" Guy answers: "$1.09" __________________ www.JasonandAlex.com Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170

11-19-2005, 06:15 AM	#2
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11-19-2005, 06:16 AM	#3
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11-19-2005, 08:53 AM	#4
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11-19-2005, 09:54 AM	#6
amandaspost Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,935	lol good one

11-19-2005, 09:57 AM	#7
amaze Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: next to you Posts: 816	Thanks for the joke good one

11-19-2005, 10:02 AM	#9
ElConquistador Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: West Coast Posts: 520	I've actually done that before!

11-19-2005, 10:14 AM	#10
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11-20-2005, 04:44 AM	#11
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11-20-2005, 06:07 AM	#12
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11-20-2005, 08:07 AM	#13
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11-20-2005, 10:37 AM	#15
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11-20-2005, 10:54 PM	#19
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11-20-2005, 10:57 PM	#20
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