The WOrd S-h-i-t! - GoFuckYourself.com

daxmonster · 11-18-2005, 04:10 PM

S-H-I-T may just be the most powerful word in the English language......CONSIDER THIS:----You can be $hit faced, be $hit out of luck, or have $hit for brains. You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit, lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit, and tell others to eat $hit and die. You can $hit or go blind, have a $hit fit or just $hit your life away. People can be $hit headed, $hit brained, $hit blinded, and $hit over. Some people know their $hit while others can't tell the difference between $hit and holy $hit. There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits, crazy $hits, and sweet $hits. There is bull$hit, horse$hit and chicken $hit. You can throw $hit, sling $hit, catch $hit, or duck when the $hit hits the fan. You can take a $hit, give a $hit, or you can find yourself in deep $hit. Some days are colder than $hit, some days are hotter than $hit, and some days are just plain $hitty. Some music sounds like $hit, things can look like $hit, and there are times when you feel like $hit. You can have too much $hit, not enough $hit, the right $hit, the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit. Sometimes you really need this $hit and sometimes you don't want any $hit at all.......$hit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't need to know anything else.

Triple 6 · 11-18-2005, 04:12 PM

oh shit!

HammerALL · 11-18-2005, 04:13 PM

Holy Shit!

Scott McD · 11-18-2005, 04:15 PM

Shit happens...

Hammer · 11-18-2005, 04:15 PM

And of course, credit goes to George Carlin for writing that funny shit in the first place.

miss wild · 11-19-2005, 08:13 PM

holy shit!

Libertine · 11-19-2005, 08:18 PM

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

* It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
* It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
* It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
* It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

Libertine · 11-19-2005, 08:24 PM

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je_rome · 11-20-2005, 10:23 PM

the shittiest thread ever.

11-18-2005, 04:10 PM	#1
daxmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 108	The WOrd S-h-i-t! S-H-I-T may just be the most powerful word in the English language......CONSIDER THIS:----You can be $hit faced, be $hit out of luck, or have $hit for brains. You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit, lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit, and tell others to eat $hit and die. You can $hit or go blind, have a $hit fit or just $hit your life away. People can be $hit headed, $hit brained, $hit blinded, and $hit over. Some people know their $hit while others can't tell the difference between $hit and holy $hit. There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits, crazy $hits, and sweet $hits. There is bull$hit, horse$hit and chicken $hit. You can throw $hit, sling $hit, catch $hit, or duck when the $hit hits the fan. You can take a $hit, give a $hit, or you can find yourself in deep $hit. Some days are colder than $hit, some days are hotter than $hit, and some days are just plain $hitty. Some music sounds like $hit, things can look like $hit, and there are times when you feel like $hit. You can have too much $hit, not enough $hit, the right $hit, the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit. Sometimes you really need this $hit and sometimes you don't want any $hit at all.......$hit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't need to know anything else. __________________

11-18-2005, 04:12 PM	#2
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11-18-2005, 04:15 PM	#4
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11-19-2005, 08:18 PM	#7
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. * It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). * It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). * It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). * It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations... Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer." Resignation "Oh, fuck it!" Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now." Aggression "FUCK YOU!" Disgust "Fuck me." Confusion "What the fuck.......?" Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!" Despair "Fucked again..." Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier." Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?" Lost "Where the fuck are we." Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!" Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!" Denial "I didn't fucking do it." Perplexity "I know fuck all about it." Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?" Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here." Directions "Fuck off." Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal- "Mother fucker." It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history... "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

11-19-2005, 08:24 PM	#8
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11-20-2005, 10:23 PM	#9
je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	the shittiest thread ever. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!