Just hello.

thats very weird, i never heard someone who does that..

i just say:
hello
or yo
or yea?

thats it

I just say "Chris here...."

simple "Hi" would do

:smokin

Something like "Hello"

Me: Speak bitch

Them: Ummmm...Monique?

Me: oh, hi Mom. How's it hangin'?

:winkwink:

Actually, I just say "hello". I'm fairly polite in real life.

One of my pet peeves is when you answer "hello" and the person on the line says "hi, who is this?". Don't call me and question me...who the fuck are you? Irritating

if i don't know who's calling I always says hello or hi but if i do know the person calling i would normally like "hi (first name)"

I wait for a second to see if it's the heavy breathing guy

"hello" of course

i just say hello

for me it's just michael here .

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

When did macca's get home delivery?

hi whos that ?

I always answer with my first name.

I could never get used to the fucking "Pronto" shit they were doing in Italy.

If I don't know who's calling i say "hello", if I know I say "what's up" or "yo" to my buddies and "hi" to others.

LOL...and if it was? :)

my last name.. thats all :)

Depends on the phone line that is being called.

Business line 1. After Shock Media, David speaking how may I help you?
Business line 2. Ok whats the problem?
Private personal line. Yeah? or hello.
Cell phone. Caller id info in place and I want to talk to them: Hi <name>
Cell phone. No caller id or do not care. Voice mail.

"talk to me baby"

I usually start out with something like.

" what are you wearing? " or, " I have my cock in my hand and it is hard as a rock! Does that make you randy? "

*firstname* *lastname*

yo what's up nigga?

A simple "hello" will suffice, though depending on who it is calling, I have any number of answers.

"Hi (person)"
"Hey fuckface!"
"Hiyas Sunshine"
"Hey, didja eat yet?"
"Welcome back Officer Mitchell!"

Fuck Off And Stop Calling Me!

"Delivery or Pickup?"

I just say hello, but I don't answer anonymous calls in my cell phone