What the fuck is up with Epassporte?! - GoFuckYourself.com

fetishblog · 11-27-2005, 12:59 PM

Why is it taking longer then 60 seconds to login to Epassporte these days? Goddamn. Can't even check my balance without going to the store, coming back, fixing a sandwich, taking a nap, and then, maybe, I'm logged in. But then it takes another hour to get to the email page or transaction screen. FUCK!

BoyAlley · 11-27-2005, 01:01 PM

They're always having one issue or another.

Epassporte = Shitty Technology + Shitty Support

Their days are numbered, they exist for one reason and one reason only:
They're the only game in town that allows adult.

Second someone else of decent size comes around that allows adult their half assed operation is out the door.

fetishblog · 11-27-2005, 01:04 PM

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Jarmusch · 11-27-2005, 01:05 PM

WOW you do alot of stuff in 60+ seconds.

mn · 11-27-2005, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

They're always having one issue or another.

Epassporte = Shitty Technology + Shitty Support

Their days are numbered, they exist for one reason and one reason only:
They're the only game in town that allows adult.

Second someone else of decent size comes around that allows adult their half assed operation is out the door.

Its really difficult to start a new service like this allowing adult and gambling transactions. Almost impossible.

Might happen, but I doubt it. Until then epassporte will become bigger every day.

fetishblog · 11-27-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mn

Its really difficult to start a new service like this allowing adult and gambling transactions. Almost impossible.

Might happen, but I doubt it. Until then epassporte will become bigger every day.

I don't know, it depends on who can give the head of VISA the best blowjob. I'm sure someone on here can do it and get permission to use their logo on an adult payment service.

AdultMegaCash · 11-27-2005, 01:12 PM

Epass is not going anywhere, but I do agree I always have issues.

Michael O · 11-27-2005, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog

Why is it taking longer then 60 seconds to login to Epassporte these days? Goddamn. Can't even check my balance without going to the store, coming back, fixing a sandwich, taking a nap, and then, maybe, I'm logged in. But then it takes another hour to get to the email page or transaction screen. FUCK!

Our backend processor has been experiencing intermittent outages and we are working with them to resolve this issue.
This is causing the issue.

Michael O · 11-27-2005, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

They're always having one issue or another.

Epassporte = Shitty Technology + Shitty Support

Their days are numbered, they exist for one reason and one reason only:
They're the only game in town that allows adult.

Second someone else of decent size comes around that allows adult their half assed operation is out the door.

ePassporte is currently working to improve our customer support. If you are experiencing difficulties we ask that you contact our Sales and Marketing Department. The phone number is 1.416.703.7200. Please dial extension zero and the first available Sales Representative will answer your call. You may also contact us by email at [email protected]. Our office hours are from 10 AM to 7 PM Eastern Standard Time. You may also leave a message in the general mailbox with your ePassporte username, your phone number and the issue you would like us to look into.

Please feel free to contact me directly as well.

Thank You
Keyser

fetishblog · 11-27-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Our backend processor has been experiencing intermittent outages and we are working with them to resolve this issue.
This is causing the issue.

Thanks. I hope you guys get it under control.

swedguy · 11-27-2005, 01:33 PM

Am I the only one who has never experienced any issues with epass?

Dalai lama · 11-27-2005, 01:35 PM

Yeah they are blowing up big time lately, lots of down time & stuff.

fetishblog · 11-27-2005, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

Am I the only one who has never experienced any issues with epass?

What secret URL are you using to bypass all the issues?!

adultchica · 11-27-2005, 01:38 PM

I used to never have any issues logging in until the last 2 weeks and Iguess keyzer just explained why.

digifan · 11-27-2005, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

Am I the only one who has never experienced any issues with epass?

No, you aren't the only one

webmeister · 11-27-2005, 01:46 PM

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GregE · 11-27-2005, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webmeister

Check out IBILL , you will love their service.

tranza · 11-27-2005, 03:40 PM

have to agree that Epassporte has a shitty support, they take more than 1 week to answer mail emails

11-27-2005, 03:43 PM

tranza if you are in Brasil you should consider it takes at least 2 weeks for the pidgeon to fly to your country so ........... give the pidgeon some slack k ?
be glad they do not use snails !

Michael O · 11-27-2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

have to agree that Epassporte has a shitty support, they take more than 1 week to answer mail emails

Feel free to contact me anytime you need it.

CaptainHowdy · 11-27-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

have to agree that Epassporte has a shitty support, they take more than 1 week to answer mail emails

STFU BITCH!!... Epass ROCKS!, Contact Shaliza or Keyser Soze...

xfalmp · 11-27-2005, 05:25 PM

double post.

xfalmp · 11-27-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

I used to never have any issues logging in until the last 2 weeks and Iguess keyzer just explained why.

Yeah, same here... I can't reach www.epassport.com right now.

But someone sent me this IP, which works just fine: http://38.101.109.20/

Hardlinks · 11-27-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfalmp

Yeah, same here... I can't reach www.epassport.com right now.

But someone sent me this IP, which works just fine: http://38.101.109.20/

Cause the url is

https://www.epassporte.com/

xfalmp · 11-27-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hardlinks

Cause the url is

https://www.epassporte.com/

Yo, I still can't access https://www.epassport.com directly. Anyway the IP is doing fine, I get redirected to that URL. It's odd.

woj · 11-27-2005, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfalmp

Yo, I still can't access https://www.epassport.com directly. Anyway the IP is doing fine, I get redirected to that URL. It's odd.

snap out of it dude, you left out an "e" at the end...

JFK · 11-28-2005, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

ePassporte is currently working to improve our customer support. If you are experiencing difficulties we ask that you contact our Sales and Marketing Department. The phone number is 1.416.703.7200. Please dial extension zero and the first available Sales Representative will answer your call. You may also contact us by email at [email protected]. Our office hours are from 10 AM to 7 PM Eastern Standard Time. You may also leave a message in the general mailbox with your ePassporte username, your phone number and the issue you would like us to look into.

Please feel free to contact me directly as well.

Thank You
Keyser

thanks

xfalmp · 11-28-2005, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

snap out of it dude, you left out an "e" at the end...

OMG I feel quite stupid now!!

Thanks for pointing that out, I need to contact Shaliza, problem is solved... hahaha.

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