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  • -=HOAX=-
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 4365

    #1

    Steak and Blowjob Day!

    March 20th is now officially Steak and Blowjob Day! Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.

    Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

    - Thanks!
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  • Corona
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 2185

    #2
    Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
    This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it..
    About time we got a good holiday.
    I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
    And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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    • Jamie
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 2517

      #3
      Fuck, looks like I have to wait a year to partake.. no women this time around... sigh
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      • goodgirl
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 1680

        #4
        So only blowjobs on that day? Kinda like heart candy on Valentines day...


        For some reason to me that just totally sucks...

        But maybe its just me...

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        • Exxxotica
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 4396

          #5
          Im a vegitarian...but Im glad my girlfriend still likes to eat meat.


          Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven

          note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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          • Jamie
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2001
            • 2517

            #6
            Originally posted by goodgirl
            So only blowjobs on that day? Kinda like heart candy on Valentines day...


            For some reason to me that just totally sucks...

            But maybe its just me...
            Yeah Hoax, when do the girls get the "Eat Carpet Day?"
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            • Corona
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 2185

              #7
              Originally posted by Jamie
              Fuck, looks like I have to wait a year to partake.. no women this time around... sigh
              Who said it had to be YOUR woman?
              I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
              And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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              • goodgirl
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 1680

                #8
                Originally posted by Jamie


                Yeah Hoax, when do the girls get the "Eat Carpet Day?"
                ROFL

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                • Jamie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 2517

                  #9
                  zzzzzz
                  Last edited by Jamie; 03-20-2002, 11:46 AM.
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                  • 4Pics
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 7952

                    #10
                    sounds like a good holiday

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                    • -=HOAX=-
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 4365

                      #11
                      Hmmmmmmmm...muff diving day...hmmmm...maybe a candy and cunniligus day...I'm down...
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