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BRISK · 11-19-2005, 07:06 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/15/bo...wanted=1&8hpib

Nicole Richie sat at a table in Times Square's Virgin Megastore last week with a pen in her hand, a smile on her face and butterflies in her stomach. Seeing as this was Ms. Richie's first book signing - her debut novel, "The Truth About Diamonds," hit stores last Monday - she said she was a tad nervous.

But in a matter of minutes it would become clear that she had little to worry about. That night she was among friends, friends who were more than willing to shell out for a book (list: $23.95). "She's the most amazing person I've ever seen on TV in my life," gushed one teenage girl, who was near tears. "I live for her. I'd do anything to talk to her."

She wasn't the only one living for Ms. Richie that evening. A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara, walked away from the table hyperventilating as he clutched an autographed copy of "Diamonds" close to his chest. "Oh ... my ... God," he said between deep breaths. "Nicole just said I was cool! Nicole just said I was cool!" And so it went for nearly two hours, Ms. Richie scribbling her signature and sprinkling happy dust while unabashedly giddy fans fawned all over her.

who · 11-19-2005, 07:08 PM

I've always thought humans were the least intelligent creatures on the planet.

Libertine · 11-19-2005, 07:08 PM

Wow, she looks like she's 40 in that pic.

potter · 11-19-2005, 07:09 PM

Who the hell is Nicole Richie?

BRISK · 11-19-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter

Who the hell is Nicole Richie?

Apparently she's the most amazing person on TV

$5 submissions · 11-19-2005, 07:18 PM

The cult of celebrity.

Amnesic · 11-19-2005, 07:25 PM

A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

would you want that as a fan

Spunky · 11-19-2005, 07:34 PM

Some people need a lobotomy

Pornwolf · 11-19-2005, 08:24 PM

Sad, very sad.

Rep · 11-19-2005, 08:40 PM

Ground-breaking acting playing a stupid giggly hahahaha.

xclusive · 11-19-2005, 09:32 PM

she used to look cuter a year ago before the lohan diet

sickkittens · 11-19-2005, 09:33 PM

So what exactly does she do?

AmateurFlix · 11-19-2005, 09:34 PM

why is this girl famous? just for hanging out with paris hilton or has she done anything herself?

pornguy · 11-19-2005, 09:38 PM

I second the question of who is she???

directfiesta · 11-19-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnesic

A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

bdjuf ?

adultchica · 11-19-2005, 09:43 PM

She is Lionel Richie's daughter and Paris Hilton's slutty little counterpart on that reality show the Simple Life.

She has no talent, only skimpy clothing ;-). Just like Paris

BRISK · 11-19-2005, 09:46 PM

"She's the most amazing person I've ever seen on TV in my life," gushed one teenage girl, who was near tears. "I live for her. I'd do anything to talk to her."

directfiesta · 11-19-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK

"She's the most amazing person I've ever seen on TV in my life," gushed one teenage girl, who was near tears. "I live for her. I'd do anything to talk to her."

Similar of Myers saying of Bush:

" He is the most intelligent man I ever met .."

No fucking difference ....

Nembrionic · 11-20-2005, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnesic

A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

would you want that as a fan

Boy George got quite big on that

SilentKnight · 11-20-2005, 12:31 AM

Someday I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....

Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity

I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up

Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a Celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!

Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on t.v.

diggy · 11-20-2005, 01:12 AM

RonUSMC · 11-20-2005, 02:03 AM

I saw her walking into Nobu (Malibu) as I was walking out and I gave her a Joey "How youuuu doinnnn?".. she just laughed.

She was on Simple Life with Paris Hilton.

BRISK · 11-20-2005, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diggy

Busted

Paul · 11-20-2005, 11:35 AM

I completely agree with you BRISK

georgeyw · 11-20-2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

So what exactly does she do?

sucks off rich guys to get in the tabloids

Screaming · 11-20-2005, 01:01 PM

She is still hot

J-$ · 11-20-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diggy

both funny and scary at the same time..! lol

Manowar · 11-20-2005, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amnesic

A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara....

would you want that as a fan

werd

Fletch XXX · 11-20-2005, 02:03 PM

sometimes???

je_rome · 11-20-2005, 10:27 PM

Idolatry is a sin

jollyperv · 11-20-2005, 10:31 PM

Yeah! FUCK people.

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Sometimes I really loathe humans, this is one of those times... http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/15/bo...wanted=1&8hpib Nicole Richie sat at a table in Times Square's Virgin Megastore last week with a pen in her hand, a smile on her face and butterflies in her stomach. Seeing as this was Ms. Richie's first book signing - her debut novel, "The Truth About Diamonds," hit stores last Monday - she said she was a tad nervous. But in a matter of minutes it would become clear that she had little to worry about. That night she was among friends, friends who were more than willing to shell out for a book (list: $23.95). "She's the most amazing person I've ever seen on TV in my life," gushed one teenage girl, who was near tears. "I live for her. I'd do anything to talk to her." She wasn't the only one living for Ms. Richie that evening. A teenage boy, wearing lip gloss and a hint of mascara, walked away from the table hyperventilating as he clutched an autographed copy of "Diamonds" close to his chest. "Oh ... my ... God," he said between deep breaths. "Nicole just said I was cool! Nicole just said I was cool!" And so it went for nearly two hours, Ms. Richie scribbling her signature and sprinkling happy dust while unabashedly giddy fans fawned all over her. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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