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  • EroticySteve
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 4365

    #1

    Medical Advice

    I was wondering. How on earth do you know if you have the bird flu?

    Thankfully a friend sent me this today:

    The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
    symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
    following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

    1. High fever
    2. Congestion
    3. Nausea
    4. Fatigue
    5. Aching in the joints
    6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield
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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #2
    to be honest i do have the urge to shit on somebody's windshield. but i've always had that. so i'm not really afraid i have the bird flu.
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    • EroticySteve
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2005
      • 4365

      #3
      Originally posted by Mutt
      to be honest i do have the urge to shit on somebody's windshield. but i've always had that. so i'm not really afraid i have the bird flu.
      I've heard that they've ammended the last symptom to include windshields and cars with dark paint.
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      • Screaming
        I can change this!!!!!
        • Feb 2004
        • 18972

        #4
        I think this bird flu stuff is a big scare.

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        • Th!nk
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 6996

          #5
          ..i think this should be given special attention...this bird flu phenomenon is serious!!!

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          • Hornydog4cooter
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 2859

            #6
            hum... i got all the symptoms but #6 lol

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            • EroticySteve
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2005
              • 4365

              #7
              #6 is the kicker. The second I see some dude shitting on my windshield i'm going to buy a boat and sail out to sea until this blows over. I'll live on fish and kelp.
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              • Swappernet
                Registered User
                • Oct 2005
                • 43

                #8
                bird flew lol
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