Arkansas Lowers Age Of Consent - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 11-16-2005, 12:05 AM

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i9715

If they lowered the age of consent any lower it would be legal to date a gamete.

adultchica · 11-16-2005, 12:13 AM

Is that a spoof of a real news article or is it just a plain spoof making fun of the South.

Please hit me over the head

jscott · 11-16-2005, 12:23 AM

I Obviously dont believe it, look how they say their names, has to be a joke:

"The State of Arkansas, already possessing the lowest age for sexual consent at 14, has lowered the age to 12. William Joseph James Robert Huckleberry (also known as Billy Joe Jim Bob) of the State Attorney General's Office issued the following statement to the press"

Antonio · 11-16-2005, 02:22 AM

hahahaha

"We done foun' out that the average age for onset of puberty in this state is 11 1/2. We give 'em six months to get developing and to let the slow starters catch up. Then, as we likes to say in the south, if they's old enough to bleed they's old enough to breed."

Manowar · 11-16-2005, 02:24 AM

BiggleJones · 11-16-2005, 02:38 AM

I hope no one thought that was real.

Vitasoy · 11-16-2005, 06:55 AM

Just look at the source.

High Quality · 11-16-2005, 07:02 AM

Dumb ass post

Greg B · 11-16-2005, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

Is that a spoof of a real news article or is it just a plain spoof making fun of the South.

Please hit me over the head

I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. You rule adultchica!

DaddyHalbucks · 11-16-2005, 10:03 PM

LOL, thanks for the laugh.

kmanrox · 11-16-2005, 10:45 PM

if you beleive a site with the name spoof in it, you're a fucking dolt

Mike Okitch · 11-16-2005, 10:49 PM

Funny as hell!

Paraskass · 11-16-2005, 11:12 PM

it's the funnay

Greg B · 11-17-2005, 12:09 AM

Admit it, a bunch of you were ready to pack your bags and make a bee line for Arkansas!

Reminds me of those characters on 'The Simpsons' where they have these hillbilly couple with umpteen gillion kids and no teeth.

c-lo · 11-17-2005, 12:57 AM

Sadly, I have to see that on a near daily basis.

I gotta get out of here.

later
c-lo

Damian_Maxcash · 11-17-2005, 01:00 AM

Its only 10 if they are related by blood. In fact if your a blood relative its compulsory before the age of 12!

Greg B · 11-17-2005, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c-lo

Sadly, I have to see that on a near daily basis.

I gotta get out of here.

later
c-lo

Egad man! Where do you live, in some third world country?

Screaming · 11-17-2005, 08:02 AM

Thats fucking sick imho.

c-lo · 11-18-2005, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B

Egad man! Where do you live, in some third world country?

Oklahoma. Close enough.

later
c-lo

(Sorry to bring back this thread, but I had to reply.)

11-16-2005, 12:05 AM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Arkansas Lowers Age Of Consent http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i9715 If they lowered the age of consent any lower it would be legal to date a gamete.

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11-17-2005, 12:09 AM	#14
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Admit it, a bunch of you were ready to pack your bags and make a bee line for Arkansas! Reminds me of those characters on 'The Simpsons' where they have these hillbilly couple with umpteen gillion kids and no teeth.

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11-17-2005, 01:00 AM	#16
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