Arkansas Lowers Age Of Consent

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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014

    #1

    Arkansas Lowers Age Of Consent

    http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i9715

    If they lowered the age of consent any lower it would be legal to date a gamete.
  • adultchica
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2005
    • 5141

    #2
    Is that a spoof of a real news article or is it just a plain spoof making fun of the South.

    Please hit me over the head

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    • jscott
      jscizzle
      • Feb 2001
      • 25415

      #3
      I Obviously dont believe it, look how they say their names, has to be a joke:

      "The State of Arkansas, already possessing the lowest age for sexual consent at 14, has lowered the age to 12. William Joseph James Robert Huckleberry (also known as Billy Joe Jim Bob) of the State Attorney General's Office issued the following statement to the press"
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      • Antonio
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2001
        • 14136

        #4
        hahahaha


        "We done foun' out that the average age for onset of puberty in this state is 11 1/2. We give 'em six months to get developing and to let the slow starters catch up. Then, as we likes to say in the south, if they's old enough to bleed they's old enough to breed."

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528

          #5

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          • BiggleJones
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 2276

            #6
            I hope no one thought that was real.

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            • Vitasoy
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              • Oct 2003
              • 58202

              #7
              Just look at the source.


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              • High Quality
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                • Feb 2002
                • 5741

                #8
                Dumb ass post

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                • Greg B
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7014

                  #9
                  Originally posted by adultchica
                  Is that a spoof of a real news article or is it just a plain spoof making fun of the South.

                  Please hit me over the head
                  I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. You rule adultchica!

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                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                    • Feb 2004
                    • 18975

                    #10
                    LOL, thanks for the laugh.
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                    • kmanrox
                      aka K-Man
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295

                      #11
                      if you beleive a site with the name spoof in it, you're a fucking dolt
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                      • Mike Okitch
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                        • May 2004
                        • 4126

                        #12
                        Funny as hell!
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                        • Paraskass
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 5829

                          #13
                          it's the funnay

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                          • Greg B
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 7014

                            #14
                            Admit it, a bunch of you were ready to pack your bags and make a bee line for Arkansas!

                            Reminds me of those characters on 'The Simpsons' where they have these hillbilly couple with umpteen gillion kids and no teeth.

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                            • c-lo
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2005
                              • 925

                              #15
                              Sadly, I have to see that on a near daily basis.

                              I gotta get out of here.

                              later
                              c-lo
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                              • Damian_Maxcash
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 12745

                                #16
                                Its only 10 if they are related by blood. In fact if your a blood relative its compulsory before the age of 12!

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                                • Greg B
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7014

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by c-lo
                                  Sadly, I have to see that on a near daily basis.

                                  I gotta get out of here.

                                  later
                                  c-lo
                                  Egad man! Where do you live, in some third world country?

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                                  • Screaming
                                    I can change this!!!!!
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 18972

                                    #18
                                    Thats fucking sick imho.

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                                    • c-lo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 925

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Greg B
                                      Egad man! Where do you live, in some third world country?
                                      Oklahoma. Close enough.


                                      later
                                      c-lo

                                      (Sorry to bring back this thread, but I had to reply.)
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