You're not the sharpest peanut in the turd.

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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    You're not the sharpest peanut in the turd.

    I heard that at a bar last night. I thought it was a funny expression.
  • Scott McD
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    • Nov 2002
    • 67792

    #2
    I'll use it on someone tomorrow in a crowd of people and see what kinda reaction it gets...


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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      time to test that one out

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        Same here... I'll try using that statement. Nice punchline.

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        • who
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2003
          • 19593

          #5
          It's illogical though.

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          • StuartD
            Sofa King Band
            • Jul 2002
            • 29903

            #6
            That's different... the weirdest expression I had ever heard was from a guy I played hockey with.

            He'd say to another guy: "I'll slap you in the cocksucker"
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            • The Duck
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              • May 2005
              • 18243

              #7
              Umm, its a bit illogical yes.
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              • The Duck
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                • May 2005
                • 18243

                #8
                Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                That's different... the weirdest expression I had ever heard was from a guy I played hockey with.

                He'd say to another guy: "I'll slap you in the cocksucker"
                Sounds like something out of trailer park boys
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                • who
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 19593

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                  "I'll slap you in the cocksucker"
                  Now THAT is logical.. Nice one

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                  • 2HousePlague
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                    • Jul 2004
                    • 14572

                    #10
                    Sharp peanuts would make a painful dump excruciating --




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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754

                      #11
                      Who says it has to be logical?

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                      • ShaneRyale
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                        • Mar 2004
                        • 961

                        #12
                        Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                        That's different... the weirdest expression I had ever heard was from a guy I played hockey with.

                        He'd say to another guy: "I'll slap you in the cocksucker"

                        NICE, that one gave me a laugh.
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                        • G-Rotica
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                          • Aug 2005
                          • 4258

                          #13
                          Maybe "You're not the saltiest peanut in the turd." Or for you ATM guys, "You're not hte tastiest peanut in the turd."

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                          • Flu
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2004
                            • 652

                            #14
                            I'm stealing that. (thread title)
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                            • FrankWhite
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 3540

                              #15
                              you are not the coldest beer in the fridge!

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                              • CDSmith
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • May 2001
                                • 51460

                                #16
                                You're not the....

                                -- sharpest knife in the drawer...... tired, old and overused.

                                -- sharpest tool in the shed........... same as above.

                                -- sharpest peanut in the turd........ new, fresh, innovative, full of unexpected shock value for those nearby listeners in a public setting. I like it.



                                Logical? If you're thinking about the word sharp being in the same context as knives or tools, then no, it's not logical. But sharp can also mean smart.... "She's a sharp cookie"..... "Figuring that out was very sharp of you"...... "That guy is very sharp-witted"......

                                In that context the phrase actually IS logical.

                                I rest Donny's case.
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