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TheLegacy · 11-14-2005, 01:16 PM

Michael Jackson has been caught in the ladies toilets - applying make-up.

The eccentric star triggered a security alert in a Dubai shopping mall when he was spotted powdering his nose in the communal loos.

Jacko, wearing a woman's Arabic headscarf, wandered into the wrong toilets, removed his disguise and started applying rouge to his cheeks.

A woman, standing at the next mirror, reportedly squealed in horror when she recognised the singer's famous face, before taking photos on her mobile phone.

Jackson, who has been living in Bahrain since being cleared of sex abuse charges, let out a screech in return, which saw his bodyguards rush to his side.

http://www.uk-flava.com/news/live/templates/?a=1730&z=3

Murderous · 11-14-2005, 01:16 PM

It's about FUCKING TIME!

Have you ever wrapped a towel around your hair and chest and went into the ladies locker room at YMCA when you were 10 years old??

It wirks, until you get caught.

Harmon · 11-14-2005, 01:17 PM

Michael Jackson is more useless than news related to him IMO

SmokeyTheBear · 11-14-2005, 01:30 PM

That is awfully strange , you would think jackson would use the "little boys room"

xNetworx · 11-14-2005, 01:33 PM

eh who fuckin cares

Doctor Dre · 11-14-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Michael Jackson is more useless than news related to him IMO

i don't get what's the big craze about him anymore . it's getting old

TheLegacy · 11-14-2005, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

eh who fuckin cares

you - if you ever want to walk into a public rest room without fear

Gawdy · 11-14-2005, 01:42 PM

How fucking bizare

directfiesta · 11-14-2005, 01:47 PM

Wait till they execute him on the public place ....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-14-2005, 01:48 PM

By Aidan Radnedge, Metro
14 November 2005

Touching up your make-up after using the loo is a common ritual in women's rest rooms around the world.

But when the person using the mirror next to you is Michael Jackson, the scene borders on the bizarre, if not downright scary.

Such was one woman's experience at a shopping mall in Dubai on Saturday.

Jackson, 41, who regularly enjoys luxury breaks in the Middle East, wandered into the ladies' wearing a traditional Arab scarf across his face.

But, as he removed it to touch up his blusher, the offended woman - at the next mirror - screamed in horror and started taking pictures of him on her mobile phone.

The unnamed woman, a teacher from Tunisia who lives in Dubai, tried to take the phone to police as evidence but was confronted by Jackson's minders, who demanded she hand it over.

Star-struck shoppers, at the Ibn Battuta Mall, gathered round as the woman shouted abuse at Jacko. The Neverland singer, who was found not guilty of 14 counts of child molestation earlier this year, was led away to a blacked-out car as police arrived.

Col Abdul Jalil Mehdi, of Dubai police, ordered the woman to hand over the phone so he could delete the pictures. Under United Arab Emirates law, residents are banned from taking unauthorised pictures of someone to sell on for profit.

Col Mehdi said police would not take any action against Jackson as they believe he made an innocent mistake. He added: 'The situation is sorted out now.'

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DaisyDuke · 11-14-2005, 01:49 PM

I'd scream if I saw his plastic face too. He's fucking scary looking.

NinjaSteve · 11-14-2005, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murderous

It's about FUCKING TIME!

Have you ever wrapped a towel around your hair and chest and went into the ladies locker room at YMCA when you were 10 years old??

It wirks, until you get caught.

pornguy · 11-14-2005, 01:50 PM

In that country he may be facing some times for being in there.

PixeLs · 11-14-2005, 08:24 PM

Looks like he's doing great as Bahrain's adopted son.

BigCashCrew · 11-14-2005, 09:08 PM

those pics would have been funny to see. too bad they were deleted

Pornwolf · 11-14-2005, 09:13 PM

Dude is fucking scary. I was close enough to see his face a couple of years ago. It looked like his nose was going to friggin peel off!

Wiggles · 11-14-2005, 09:17 PM

why was the chick scared, he likes boys.

Penthouse Tony · 11-14-2005, 09:36 PM

the lady screams so he screams? what a wuss

Antonio · 11-14-2005, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Dude is fucking scary. I was close enough to see his face a couple of years ago. It looked like his nose was going to friggin peel off!

I was clse enough to see Janet's face couple of years ago and she looked hot, now she looks like shit

MetroPornTour · 11-14-2005, 10:43 PM

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I guess seeing the wacko was a real "Thriller" for her but scary for him... So M. Jackson had to "Beat it."

As I get older I don't know what would scare me more.
Seeing Michael Jackson in person or seeing Madona in person.

reed_4 · 11-15-2005, 12:44 AM

I am not shocked to know that fucking fag news.

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