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SilentKnight · 11-13-2005, 04:38 PM

The wife insisted we have a 'family day' earlier with the kids...so she rented Charlie & the Chocolate Factory on DVD.

There's a few hours I'll never get back again.

Normally I enjoy most Johnny Depp movies - but I thought this time his character was just too eerily close to being a cross between Michael Jackson and PeeWee Herman.

Although I did chuckle when he blurted out, "Don't go touching that squirrel's nuts."

sickkittens · 11-13-2005, 04:40 PM

I'm with you. I was disappointed when I saw it in the theater.

Babagirls · 11-13-2005, 04:40 PM

i will never subject myself to that "movie". the original is the shit!

SilentKnight · 11-13-2005, 04:43 PM

I must admit, though...it was kinda' cool that Burton cast Christopher Lee as Depp's father. Reminiscent of him using Vincent Price as his father/creator in Edward Scissorhands.

And his nod to the late Stanley Kubrick was a nice touch, too.

dropped9 · 11-13-2005, 04:44 PM

dude i bought that the other day when i was on all those meds and shit... havent watched it yet..

SilentKnight · 11-13-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

dude i bought that the other day when i was on all those meds and shit... havent watched it yet..

Prolly better after downin' a few of those meds...

BigCashCrew · 11-13-2005, 04:46 PM

I was pretty excited to see it, then afterwards I felt like I just wasted 2 hours of my life and 18 bucks. it was a disappointment.

ssp · 11-13-2005, 04:47 PM

The new Charly and the Chocolate Factory was seriously disturbing! Was this movie even made for kids? I couldn't believe my eyes..

11-13-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I must admit, though...it was kinda' cool that Burton cast Christopher Lee as Depp's father. Reminiscent of him using Vincent Price as his father/creator in Edward Scissorhands.

And his nod to the late Stanley Kubrick was a nice touch, too.

Christopher Lee is definately great to watch. I haven't seen him in this film yet, but I finally watched the new Star Wars the other day and Christopher Lee seemed like the only person on screen that knew what he was doing.

Even Samuel Jackson couldn't pull off a decent performance with the terrible job George Lucas did on that script.

tranza · 11-13-2005, 05:50 PM

Johnny Depp is a great actor

fatal attraction · 11-13-2005, 05:54 PM

I've been wanting to see it, the first one was great!

PixeLs · 11-13-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Johnny Depp is a great actor

Well, I agree with you on that. Besides, somehow he's been typecasted with those types of roles already.

Doctor Dre · 11-13-2005, 06:01 PM

pornguy · 11-13-2005, 06:02 PM

I really liked the first movie. This one, I have not seen yet. And with some of the negative feed back, I am not sure that I will.

adultchica · 11-13-2005, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

The wife insisted we have a 'family day' earlier with the kids...so she rented Charlie & the Chocolate Factory on DVD.

There's a few hours I'll never get back again.

Normally I enjoy most Johnny Depp movies - but I thought this time his character was just too eerily close to being a cross between Michael Jackson and PeeWee Herman.

Although I did chuckle when he blurted out, "Don't go touching that squirrel's nuts."

We did that same thing, watched Charlie & the Chocolate Factory with the kids.

3 year old said it was "FREAKY"

Older kid said it was "FUNNY"

My husband said he liked it. I just said "I agree with the 3 year old".

spanky part 2 · 11-13-2005, 06:31 PM

I didn't mind Depp, but the little muslim oompa loompa dude just was horrible casting.

What in the fuck were they thinking. He looked like Bin Ladens mini-me.

MikeSmoke · 11-13-2005, 06:37 PM

luckily i'm "too old" for it, it wasn't a big thing the first time around until i was already in my 20s or 30s. so my gf watched the video this afternoon, while i took a nap after the football game

selena · 11-13-2005, 06:49 PM

We...me, the 18 year old, and the 9 year old all liked it.

Then again, a 3 hour documentary called "Johnny Sleeping" would get my vote. ;)

reed_4 · 11-13-2005, 10:15 PM

I haven't watched that movie but I love all Johhny Depp's movies, most specially the pirates of the carribean.

gecko · 11-13-2005, 10:19 PM

Didn't like it at all

Rob · 11-13-2005, 10:20 PM

I loved it.

darnit · 11-13-2005, 10:27 PM

I only made it like 30 minutes into it and turned it off. Pretty uninspired imho. But great art direction as always from TB.

Katrina · 11-14-2005, 05:33 AM

I liked that movie. Like the fairy tale

Screaming · 11-14-2005, 06:06 AM

I want to check it out.

MandyBlake · 11-14-2005, 06:54 AM

i really enjoyed charlie and the chocolate factory.
it was great.
i think the biggest problem is that people see it assuming they're going to see a replica of the first movie with different actors. This is Tim Burton people....he wouldn't do a movie like that.

if you watch it with an open mind its great.

11-13-2005, 04:38 PM	#1
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11-13-2005, 04:40 PM	#2
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11-13-2005, 04:43 PM	#4
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	I must admit, though...it was kinda' cool that Burton cast Christopher Lee as Depp's father. Reminiscent of him using Vincent Price as his father/creator in Edward Scissorhands. And his nod to the late Stanley Kubrick was a nice touch, too.

11-13-2005, 04:44 PM	#5
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	dude i bought that the other day when i was on all those meds and shit... havent watched it yet..

11-13-2005, 04:46 PM	#7
BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	I was pretty excited to see it, then afterwards I felt like I just wasted 2 hours of my life and 18 bucks. it was a disappointment.

11-13-2005, 04:47 PM	#8
ssp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 7,990	The new Charly and the Chocolate Factory was seriously disturbing! Was this movie even made for kids? I couldn't believe my eyes..

11-13-2005, 05:54 PM	#11
fatal attraction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: where ever he is! Posts: 6,522	I've been wanting to see it, the first one was great!

11-13-2005, 06:31 PM	#16
spanky part 2 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,981	I didn't mind Depp, but the little muslim oompa loompa dude just was horrible casting. What in the fuck were they thinking. He looked like Bin Ladens mini-me.

11-13-2005, 06:37 PM	#17
MikeSmoke Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: SoCal Posts: 3,233	luckily i'm "too old" for it, it wasn't a big thing the first time around until i was already in my 20s or 30s. so my gf watched the video this afternoon, while i took a nap after the football game __________________ icq: 541-739-92

11-13-2005, 06:49 PM	#18
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11-13-2005, 10:15 PM	#19
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	I haven't watched that movie but I love all Johhny Depp's movies, most specially the pirates of the carribean. __________________

11-13-2005, 10:19 PM	#20
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11-13-2005, 10:20 PM	#21
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11-13-2005, 10:27 PM	#22
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	I only made it like 30 minutes into it and turned it off. Pretty uninspired imho. But great art direction as always from TB.

11-14-2005, 05:33 AM	#23
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11-14-2005, 06:54 AM	#25
MandyBlake The one and only! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 17,761	i really enjoyed charlie and the chocolate factory. it was great. i think the biggest problem is that people see it assuming they're going to see a replica of the first movie with different actors. This is Tim Burton people....he wouldn't do a movie like that. if you watch it with an open mind its great. __________________ Mandy's Playhouse Her First Fat Girl If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921