I just to live near some jehovah's witnesses church (or whatever they call it) and for some reason people started calling me "hova", years later Jay-Z stole it from me.........

Well I guess I should bump this thread it's going pretty well

I think mine is pretty self explanatory, pedo boy!

cool thread:thumbsup:... My name originally started out when i was working in a bar with my cousin and he wanted to fuck this girl on the wrestling mats out in the garage... they both wanted to a threesome cause we were all drunk... i didnt wanna fuck her because she wasnt hot... on top of that, i probably wouldnt have been able to get it up any way because of whiskey dick, lol.

so i fingered her doggystyle with the claw type manuever, and she came super good n hard i guess... next weekend comes i go into the bar & the girls are coming up saying "whats up mr. fingers, i heard about you, lol."

and i have always been mikey... so when i stated to DJ the guy who trained me said to pick a name for myself... so i start rattling shit off that i used to be called... mikey mike, cujo, howie, ect, until i said mr. fingers...

then he stopped me when i said i was going to be mikey fingers... and thats how i got it.

oh yeah, i was also named tonguezilla by a few dancers, for obvious reasons, lol... funny this was, everyone else thought it had to do with being a dj, lol.

I have a bad habit of selling sites cuase the right price is always being offered. looking for a new domain I couldnt find anything, spent hours and got upset. something I say alot, especially when searching through new domains, I checked fucksakes.com and it was available, I grabbed it and it became my nickname, and guess what? I sold it.. fucksakes.

goddamn, that had so many spelling errors in it that it didnt even sound like proper english, lol :Oh crap :1orglaugh

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is an explanation really needed :upsidedow

A stamen is a flower cock.

Used to drive one of these (Opel Calibra):

http://www.cococanarias.com/opel%20c...002%20copy.jpg

Actually the story behind my name is interesting.

EroticySteve loosely translated from ancient scripture means.

Man who helps people make more money by showing them how to promote www.eroticy.com the best converting and highest paying online dating site. Especially right now we're doing a double payout weekend.

ammm - thats my name :)