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adultchica · 11-13-2005, 08:45 PM

I don't get it....why would you be scared to get your keys out of a toilet if you have tongs, coathanger, towels, gloves and everything else?Or a cell phone? WTF could you possibly get if you aren't even touching the water?

Let me guess, some of you would NEVER take a crap in a public bathroom either even with the little protective covering to put on top of the toilet so your ass doesn't touch the "diseased" toilet.

Sounds like some crazy "shit"!

Mike Okitch · 11-13-2005, 08:58 PM

I'll drive home to crap because public restrooms are nasty.

It's my choice, my problem...possibly my skidmarks.

To each his own.

adultchica · 11-13-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

I'll drive home to crap because public restrooms are nasty.

It's my choice, my problem...possibly my skidmarks.

To each his own.

That's funny...aren't you the guy that puts the ******* pic up all the time?

Libertine · 11-13-2005, 09:04 PM

You're a woman, so you probably don't know much about men's public toilets.

Usually, there's piss on the seat, on the floor and on the walls, there's a turd floating in the bowl, used toilet paper soaked with piss on the ground, and if you are really unlucky shit on the seat.

Mike Okitch · 11-13-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica

That's funny...aren't you the guy that puts the ******* pic up all the time?

How is the posting of a picture relevant to me wanting to take a crap on my own throne?

Jace · 11-13-2005, 09:13 PM

the sinks, towel dispensers and faucets are usually more of a germ risk than the toilet itself

Jace · 11-13-2005, 09:14 PM

here yo go

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But while there's plenty of bathroom paranoia to go around, anxiety might be a little overdone. Yes, there can be plenty of bugs lying in wait in public restrooms, including both familiar and unfamiliar suspects like streptococcus, staphylococcus, E. coli and shigella bacteria, hepatitis A virus, the common cold virus, and various sexually transmitted organisms. But if your immune system is healthy, and if you adopt simple hygienic measures like handwashing, you should be able to deliver a knockout punch to most of what you encounter and perhaps put your "germ-phobia" to rest.

Mike Okitch · 11-13-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

the sinks, towel dispensers and faucets are usually more of a germ risk than the toilet itself

While that is true, I just can't bring myself to do it.

Fishing my keys out is enough.

Libertine · 11-13-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

here yo go

It isn't about getting sick. I'm pretty sure I could anally finger men, smear shit all over my body, eat snot and stuff my ears with smegma without a big risk of catching serious diseases. It's not about getting sick, it's about the fact that it's disgusting.

Mike Okitch · 11-13-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

It isn't about getting sick. I'm pretty sure I could anally finger men, smear shit all over my body, eat snot and stuff my ears with smegma without a big risk of catching serious diseases. It's not about getting sick, it's about the fact that it's disgusting.

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Slick · 11-13-2005, 09:35 PM

I use public restrooms when I have to take a crap because I'm not like my wife, she can hold it for hours, but me, when it's time, it's time.

First off, there can't be anyone in the restroom, if there is, I'll walk out and wait. Secondly, I NEVER sit on the seat, I only hover, but before that, I unroll a couple of sheets of toilet paper and put it in the toilet to avoid splashing.

As far as the sinks go, I'll turn on the faucets with my hands, then wash them and use the paper towel to shut them off and even open the door with it if there's a garbage close by, ha ha ha.

One thing that scared me on tv a couple of weeks ago is that they said that the restroom floor has the most germs and that when you use a hand dryer, it sucks in air from below, so it can actually be blowing germs onto your hands, ughh....

I know, I know, I'm too damn paranoid. It actually sucks being like this sometimes, but at least I know that I'm doing what I can to stay away from germs.

Doctor Dre · 11-13-2005, 09:37 PM

Because everybody toutches their pussy/dicks, then proceed to flush the bathroom ... after that, even if you wash your hands after flushing it, you gotta close the water, dry your hands and toutch the door to open it ... 80 % of the people that toutched the door on the way out didn't wash their hands. Nasty.

Jace · 11-13-2005, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Slick

I use public restrooms when I have to take a crap because I'm not like my wife, she can hold it for hours, but me, when it's time, it's time.

i am the same way, if it is time for a shit, there is NO waiting....at all

i have IBS, so when it is time to go, i need to go....and if you happen to be in the same bathroom as me, you will hear things you never thought as ass could do...

hehe

rowan · 11-13-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Slick

As far as the sinks go, I'll turn on the faucets with my hands, then wash them and use the paper towel to shut them off and even open the door with it if there's a garbage close by, ha ha ha.

Isn't it funny how public bathroom doors always open INWARDS... you have to grab a handle to exit. You'd think it would make more sense to be able to shove them open with your shoulder on the way out.

bhutocracy · 11-14-2005, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Because everybody toutches their pussy/dicks, then proceed to flush the bathroom ... after that, even if you wash your hands after flushing it, you gotta close the water, dry your hands and toutch the door to open it ... 80 % of the people that toutched the door on the way out didn't wash their hands. Nasty.

I always use paper towel to open the door handle.. sometimes I remember if im going somewhere that only has air dryers to take my own. It's so fucking stupid to only have inward opening doors on a public toilet.
The worst is using the soap dispenser and realising after you've pulled on it that there is no soap left in the whole fucking bathroom..

Dirty Dane · 11-14-2005, 01:33 AM

If you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter the risk... But talking about paranoia; in Japan they have public washing machines for paper money

Miss Vlasta · 11-14-2005, 03:08 AM

I think it´s safe as long as you keep a few simple rules like not to sit directly on the toilet seat and wash your hands properly afterwards. I don´t mind using public toilets.
To think of it we wouldn´t be able to go anywhere, since there are germs all around. I´ve seen some research recently and the sleeping pillows were said to be the worst germ carriers.
Germless environment is not healthy anyway - immunity system has to be trained to work properly.

bringer · 11-14-2005, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

You're a woman, so you probably don't know much about men's public toilets.

Usually, there's piss on the seat, on the floor and on the walls, there's a turd floating in the bowl, used toilet paper soaked with piss on the ground, and if you are really unlucky shit on the seat.

exactly

Drake · 11-14-2005, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

You're a woman, so you probably don't know much about men's public toilets.

Usually, there's piss on the seat, on the floor and on the walls, there's a turd floating in the bowl, used toilet paper soaked with piss on the ground, and if you are really unlucky shit on the seat.

Bingo...

MetroPornTour · 11-14-2005, 03:55 AM

Do as some europeans do....
Stand on the toilet and squat.

And carry your own toilet paper and soap.

abyss_al · 11-14-2005, 04:05 AM

public bathrooms = foul

Hornydog4cooter · 11-14-2005, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

You're a woman, so you probably don't know much about men's public toilets.

Usually, there's piss on the seat, on the floor and on the walls, there's a turd floating in the bowl, used toilet paper soaked with piss on the ground, and if you are really unlucky shit on the seat.

sounds about right

Hornydog4cooter · 11-14-2005, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace

i am the same way, if it is time for a shit, there is NO waiting....at all

i have IBS, so when it is time to go, i need to go....and if you happen to be in the same bathroom as me, you will hear things you never thought as ass could do...

hehe

dude that reminds me of those old guys who plop there ass in the next stall and let all hell break loose

cranki · 11-14-2005, 04:25 AM

I avoid public bathrooms whenever I can... but if I got to use them, I never sit on the seat, I squat over it and do my business...

AdrichesRep · 11-14-2005, 04:32 AM

It depends; I've seen some public bathrooms that are as clean as ours.

Screaming · 11-14-2005, 06:22 AM

Im not afraid.

Monique Niccole · 11-14-2005, 06:30 AM

I wouldn't crap in public no matter how clean the bathroom is. Crapping is something that should only be done in the privacy of one's own home.

MandyBlake · 11-14-2005, 06:51 AM

if i have to go i'm going to go. if there is piss on the seat, wipe it off. if there is shit on the seat, pick a new stall.

gangbangjoe · 11-14-2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

if i have to go i'm going to go. if there is piss on the seat, wipe it off. if there is shit on the seat, pick a new stall.

and if there is shit on the seat in every stall ?

bringer · 11-14-2005, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

and if there is shit on the seat in every stall ?

use the sink

gangbangjoe · 11-14-2005, 08:39 AM

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View Poll Results: Would you crap in a public bathroom?
I won't crap in a public restroom even if i might crap on myself any second	4	8.89%
I will just drive home to crap because public restrooms are nasty	12	26.67%
Yes, I'll crap in a public bathroom with the protective covering over the toilet ONLY	11	24.44%
Yes I'll crap in a public restroom anytime. Driving home to crap is for paranoid wusses.	18	40.00%
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11-13-2005, 08:45 PM	#1
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	WTF is everyone afraid of the damn toilet for? I don't get it....why would you be scared to get your keys out of a toilet if you have tongs, coathanger, towels, gloves and everything else?Or a cell phone? WTF could you possibly get if you aren't even touching the water? Let me guess, some of you would NEVER take a crap in a public bathroom either even with the little protective covering to put on top of the toilet so your ass doesn't touch the "diseased" toilet. Sounds like some crazy "shit"! __________________

11-13-2005, 08:58 PM	#2
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11-13-2005, 09:04 PM	#4
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11-14-2005, 03:08 AM	#17
Miss Vlasta Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,005	I think it´s safe as long as you keep a few simple rules like not to sit directly on the toilet seat and wash your hands properly afterwards. I don´t mind using public toilets. To think of it we wouldn´t be able to go anywhere, since there are germs all around. I´ve seen some research recently and the sleeping pillows were said to be the worst germ carriers. Germless environment is not healthy anyway - immunity system has to be trained to work properly. __________________ PrivateCuties.com - Affiliates wanted... Amateur teen paysite, 50% revshare, CCBILL free hosted galleries, 10% webmaster referrals. Czech-Models.info - Content store... You can have these models on your site!

11-13-2005, 09:13 PM	#6
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	the sinks, towel dispensers and faucets are usually more of a germ risk than the toilet itself

11-13-2005, 09:35 PM	#11
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I use public restrooms when I have to take a crap because I'm not like my wife, she can hold it for hours, but me, when it's time, it's time. First off, there can't be anyone in the restroom, if there is, I'll walk out and wait. Secondly, I NEVER sit on the seat, I only hover, but before that, I unroll a couple of sheets of toilet paper and put it in the toilet to avoid splashing. As far as the sinks go, I'll turn on the faucets with my hands, then wash them and use the paper towel to shut them off and even open the door with it if there's a garbage close by, ha ha ha. One thing that scared me on tv a couple of weeks ago is that they said that the restroom floor has the most germs and that when you use a hand dryer, it sucks in air from below, so it can actually be blowing germs onto your hands, ughh.... I know, I know, I'm too damn paranoid. It actually sucks being like this sometimes, but at least I know that I'm doing what I can to stay away from germs.

11-14-2005, 01:33 AM	#16
Dirty Dane Sick Fuck Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: www Posts: 9,491	If you gotta go, you gotta go, no matter the risk... But talking about paranoia; in Japan they have public washing machines for paper money

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11-14-2005, 04:25 AM	#24
cranki Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Café del Mar Posts: 5,162	I avoid public bathrooms whenever I can... but if I got to use them, I never sit on the seat, I squat over it and do my business...

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Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	Im not afraid. __________________

11-14-2005, 06:30 AM	#27
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	I wouldn't crap in public no matter how clean the bathroom is. Crapping is something that should only be done in the privacy of one's own home.

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