Bush authorizes 5 US Marines to France !

[KingK7]

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed-off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants.

"Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Marine Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill, but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. Pace stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out the better.

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buahahahah

[sunshynevideo]

Thats pretty damn funny. and it may even be true!

[Verbal Kint]

Looking at Iraq sending Marines to France would probably just make it worse.

[Phoenix]

frances elite soldiers would make mincemeat out of the rioters if they wanted to.

trouble is france is still extending the olive branch

[Marcus Aurelius]

Looking at Iraq sending Marines to France would probably just make it worse.

HEY..look at me..I Didnt read the post.

[EviLSuperstaR]

Perhaps he should send FEMA

[Fletch XXX]

5 marines die like 100.

the guys have the accuracy rating of the Storm Troopers in Star Wars.

watch Team America.

[Doctor Dre]

ROFL ! France gov is total wuss when it comes to war / civil war

[Doctor Dre]

5 marines die like 100.

the guys have the accuracy rating of the Storm Troopers in Star Wars.

watch Team America.

Even somebody that haven't shot a gun probably have better accuracy ...

[Paul Waters]

Looking at Iraq sending Marines to France would probably just make it worse.

You beat me to it.

[Sexkitty]

france.

Sooner or later mexicans , indians, arabs or someone else will start burning cars on LA or other US city . The problem is not only french, and with I´m not sure if US marines will shot US citizens burning cars in US soil.
Whatever u can try with 5 dudes

[Paul Waters]

Sooner or later mexicans , indians, arabs or someone else will start burning cars on LA or other US city . The problem is not only french, and with I´m not sure if US marines will shot US citizens burning cars in US soil.
Whatever u can try with 5 dudes

It is the National Guard that shoots american citizens who demonstrate against the government.

The Marines are not allowed to shoot americans in the US.

[Verbal Kint]

I did read it.
I understood it as it was making fun of the French, my reply was meant as a joke on Bush's complete failure in Iraq and him sending troops anywhere would probably do more harm than good.

[Sexkitty]

thanks for the info.
Sorry if this thread intented to be funny, but the problem is global and I think its not easy for the frenchs to deal with this either.

Rodney king (1992)



"Today, the population of South Central Los Angeles' is mostly Hispanic instead of mostly black, but still poor. "

[Paul Waters]

I did read it.
I understood it as it was making fun of the French, my reply was meant as a joke on Bush's complete failure in Iraq and him sending troops anywhere would probably do more harm than good.

Halibuton does not think Iraq has been a failure. Nothing of the sort.