Surfer quits because he is religious - GoFuckYourself.com

Major (Tom) · 11-11-2005, 10:41 PM

--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
> do not mean that in a ill
> way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
> Jesus Christ and joined
> your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
> download several clips (have
> since deleted them from my computer), but God got
> on me and I realized what a sin
> it was for me to be viewing the material provided
> to me on your
> web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
> per-se.....it was the Almighty
> Lord and Savior that did it.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke

seeric · 11-11-2005, 10:43 PM

at least it wasn't the prgram owner giving into the cloth like i went through.

wallst · 11-11-2005, 10:49 PM

he's praying for you now duke...

MikeyFingaz · 11-11-2005, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wallst

he's praying for you now duke...

then let him pray that duke continues to grow happy and wealthy...

... and none of that other bullshit about finding religion and repenting, lol.

Theo The Theologian · 11-11-2005, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
......
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke

I don't have the heart to tell him he's still going to Hell regardless for downloading dukeness. Allah on the other hand may still take him if he blows himself up in front of school children.

Doctor Dre · 11-11-2005, 10:54 PM

Nothing wrong with people having their own beleifs...

Doctor Dre · 11-11-2005, 10:55 PM

P.S. his email adress proves how much of a sheep he is...

Theo The Theologian · 11-11-2005, 10:57 PM

Mike Okitch · 11-11-2005, 11:03 PM

Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

Nookster · 11-11-2005, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

roflmFao!!

BlingDaddy · 11-11-2005, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

Wicked.......

uno · 11-11-2005, 11:16 PM

He feels the need for confession.

adultchica · 11-11-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Dear former member,

Thank you for your kind email. Your membership has been deleted.

While we understand your newly found religious convictions, I would ask that you please consult with your local archdioceses on their opinion on this matter. Keeping in mind their latest multimillion dollar settlement on molestation charges, I'm convinced that the ever occuring ejaculations under your computer desk will be of minimal concern. I leave you with these good words from the Bible, "go forth and multiply".

Truly Yours,

.....

That is truly priceless! I wonder if he's going to email you back on that 1 haha

SilentKnight · 11-11-2005, 11:34 PM

Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

Oh, I know...its religion.

Odin88 · 11-11-2005, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

Oh, I know...its religion.

Hang on, didn't you just spread your bullshit views?

Redrob · 11-12-2005, 12:57 AM

I'd say, "Go in peace my friend and pray for me if you want to."

It doesn't hurt.

SilentKnight · 11-12-2005, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odin88

Hang on, didn't you just spread your bullshit views?

Point out where I revealed my religious persuasions again?

That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.

BigCashCrew · 11-12-2005, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
> do not mean that in a ill
> way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
> Jesus Christ and joined
> your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
> download several clips (have
> since deleted them from my computer), but God got
> on me and I realized what a sin
> it was for me to be viewing the material provided
> to me on your
> web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
> per-se.....it was the Almighty
> Lord and Savior that did it.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke

this fucker is probably wearing high heeled shoes and talking to his dick.

phonesex · 11-12-2005, 02:17 AM

I bet he'll rejoin another site or come back.

broke · 11-12-2005, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.

Looks like his reason for cancelling was also solicited.

Quote:

Duke, To be perfectly honest with you, there is nothing you could have done with or on your web-site to keep me as a member....

I appreciate this chance to share with you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site, per-se....

sonofsam · 11-12-2005, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Point out where I revealed my religious persuasions again?

That aside, Dukeskywalker opened discussion on it all to begin with. Viewpoints were solicited.

don't mind odin88, hes just a narrow minded racist idiot... the "88" stands for heil hitler

Major (Tom) · 11-12-2005, 05:39 AM

He and I are discussing the book of ephesians. especially 6:7 where it talks about slavery. Apparently his pastor left that one out

Duke

iwantchixx · 11-12-2005, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew."

No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us?

Oh, I know...its religion.

Same reason that non believers feel compelled to insult, badger and get in people's faces about their non-belief.

Everyone has an opinion and shares it.

No big deal.

pornpf69 · 11-12-2005, 05:45 AM

there are all kind of freakz on the web...

SinisterStudios · 11-12-2005, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
> do not mean that in a ill
> way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
> Jesus Christ and joined
> your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
> download several clips (have
> since deleted them from my computer), but God got
> on me and I realized what a sin
> it was for me to be viewing the material provided
> to me on your
> web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
> per-se.....it was the Almighty
> Lord and Savior that did it.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke

HALLEUH!!!! Praise the Lord, the evil DukeSkywalker lost his grip on this lost soul and he found the Lord and Savoir, Jesus Christ .

HomoErectus · 11-12-2005, 06:05 AM

He'll be back...........

SkeetSkeet · 11-12-2005, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

awesome pics !

Paul Waters · 11-12-2005, 06:27 AM

Wht is it that when these fundies hear voices in their head, they think that they are geting some special communication from a deity.

They should just see a psychiatrist and get their problem solved.

HomoErectus · 11-12-2005, 06:30 AM

I bet his fucking wife caught him surfing porn, she must have made him a believer.

Fletch XXX · 11-12-2005, 06:31 AM

the bible produces more liars than other books.

the bible teaches people that it is okay to kill, rape etc http://www.evilbible.com but also teaches that it is okay to simply go to confession and have it wiped away.

these people think they can do as they want and then still get into heaven if theyn go to church.

they will all burn

Wiggles · 11-12-2005, 06:38 AM

he seemed polite and honest about it, i doubt he'll charge back.

nico-t · 11-12-2005, 08:23 AM

An unstable cult follower

sunshynevideo · 11-12-2005, 08:38 AM

Sounds like another one of the folks from around here. Got a phone call here at the store one day and the guys says I want you to undertsand I have been Porn Free for 30 days and your store is a bad temptation. I feel that what you are doing is wrong.

So with his phone call in mind we offered anyone that has been porn free for 30 days or longer a free membership to renting movies so they could catch up on everything they had missed.

EroticySteve · 11-12-2005, 08:40 AM

To each their own. I have no problem with someone practicing any belief system that they choose. Be it Christianity, Judaism, Muslim, Mormon, Scientology, Hindu, etc.

More power to you. People do it for different reasons and I try not to comprehend why it is that they do what they do and frankly it's none of my business.

The only thing I never appreciated was the solicitation of religion.

I think a belief system speaks for itself or at least should.

broke · 11-12-2005, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshynevideo

Sounds like another one of the folks from around here. Got a phone call here at the store one day and the guys says I want you to undertsand I have been Porn Free for 30 days and your store is a bad temptation. I feel that what you are doing is wrong.

It's simply amazing what people read into things when it comes to anyone *gasp* even mentions religon.

For the two situations to be even remotely similar, you would have had to call the aforementioned customer and ask him why he hadn't been in to rent any videos in 30 days and what you could do to get him back in the store. Then the customer would have had to respond that he didn't have any problem with your store, but wast no longer watching porn for religous reasons.

The guy that called you unsolicited whining about temptation and telling you what you are doing is wrong is a kook.

The guy that sent this email didn't preach, didn't whine about temptation, didn't try to convert, didn't say duke was going to hell, and didn't do anything that normally drives non-religous people nuts. He simple explained why he was cancelling (when prompted).

The nerve of some people.

psili · 11-12-2005, 09:23 AM

I received one or two of those before. Even received one where a guy asked for his account to be closed because he was enrolled in a sexaholics class and couldn't refrain from visiting the website.

I always wanted to think it's a joke, but, really; who'd take the time and money to become a member just to amuse a webmaster?

iwantchixx · 11-12-2005, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

Same reason that non believers feel compelled to insult, badger and get in people's faces about their non-belief.

Everyone has an opinion and shares it.

No big deal.

ERRRRRRRR

non-belief = belief.

I really SHOULD proof read what I write.

Jer · 11-12-2005, 09:35 AM

I think I'll start a paysite at www.godisbrazilian.com and be the virtual priest.

sickkittens · 11-12-2005, 09:36 AM

I was thinking this was about some "surfer" surfer...now it makes sense.

tranza · 11-12-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

the bible produces more liars than other books.

the bible teaches people that it is okay to kill, rape etc http://www.evilbible.com but also teaches that it is okay to simply go to confession and have it wiped away.

these people think they can do as they want and then still get into heaven if theyn go to church.

they will all burn

yep, i was thinking exactly the same

StudioCash Luke · 11-12-2005, 10:48 AM

The lord does not like chargebacks.

PatrickKing · 11-12-2005, 11:30 AM

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Every sperm is Great!!
If A sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irrate!!!

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Corleone · 11-12-2005, 11:32 AM

he won't charge back

that'd be stealing ;)

would be against his 10 commandements

Anya · 11-12-2005, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

--- AT****@aol.com wrote:

> Duke,
>
> To be perfectly honest with you, there is
> nothing you could have done
> with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I
> do not mean that in a ill
> way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in
> Jesus Christ and joined
> your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did
> download several clips (have
> since deleted them from my computer), but God got
> on me and I realized what a sin
> it was for me to be viewing the material provided
> to me on your
> web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I
> appreciate this chance to share with
> you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site,
> per-se.....it was the Almighty
> Lord and Savior that did it.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> RG

How long until he charges back?

Duke

I've had the same experience with a member. He emailed, telling me how God didn't like what I was doing (tempting men to masturbate, the body is a temple, etc), said he'd pray for me, I should repent...
Well he rejoined about 6 months later, emailed me to let me know he was back and how much he missed me. Of course, he never mentioned again why he'd previously canceled.

But to each their own.

Anya

SmokeyTheBear · 11-12-2005, 01:27 PM

Dear *****@aol.com

God spoke with me by telephone last night , and urged you to reconsider your cancelation. He had a meeting and coudn't speak with you personally , but he asked me to pass along this message to you. Infact i should elaborate, god told me to tell you that "other" adult websites are "sinfull" but as long as you continue your membership with our site , you will be assured a spot in heaven.. and all your previous sins will be forgiven.

Yours truly duke.

Xplicit · 11-12-2005, 01:31 PM

Lots of threads about weird surfer emails this week.... something in the water maybe??

Screaming · 11-12-2005, 01:32 PM

Now that is funny.

broke · 11-12-2005, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Fox

I've had the same experience with a member. He emailed, telling me how God didn't like what I was doing (tempting men to masturbate, the body is a temple, etc), said he'd pray for me, I should repent...

How is that even remotely the same????

Did you even read the email?

DWB · 11-12-2005, 03:27 PM

Jesus already died for your members sins, so he may as well stick around and enjoy the face fucking.

Dalai lama · 11-12-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Dear *****@aol.com

God spoke with me by telephone last night , and urged you to reconsider your cancelation. He had a meeting and coudn't speak with you personally , but he asked me to pass along this message to you. Infact i should elaborate, god told me to tell you that "other" adult websites are "sinfull" but as long as you continue your membership with our site , you will be assured a spot in heaven.. and all your previous sins will be forgiven.

Yours truly duke.

That would be an awesome reply

11-11-2005, 10:41 PM	#1
Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,548	Member quits because he is religious --- AT***@aol.com wrote: > Duke, > > To be perfectly honest with you, there is > nothing you could have done > with or on your web-site to keep me as a member. I > do not mean that in a ill > way, let me explain. I am a born again believer in > Jesus Christ and joined > your site when I truly shouldn't have. I did > download several clips (have > since deleted them from my computer), but God got > on me and I realized what a sin > it was for me to be viewing the material provided > to me on your > web-site.....so, I chose to cancel my membership. I > appreciate this chance to share with > you why I cancelled. It wasn't the web-site, > per-se.....it was the Almighty > Lord and Savior that did it. > > Sincerely, > > RG How long until he charges back? Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom Last edited by Major (Tom); 11-11-2005 at 10:42 PM..*

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Why do these religious flakes always feel the urge to dispense all their religious views and crap at every opportunity? Couldn't the surfer have just dropped an email and simply said, "Hey, thanks for the entertainment. Have decided not to renew." No, instead they can't resist the need to dump their personal shit all over someone else. Why can't they just be content in their own little world and stop trying to impart their faith and beliefs on the rest of us? Oh, I know...its religion.

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11-12-2005, 08:40 AM	#34
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11-12-2005, 01:31 PM	#46
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11-12-2005, 01:32 PM	#47
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