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  • CaptainObvious
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    • May 2005
    • 381

    #1

    Add a line to the story... (lets see how long we can keep this on the front page)

    The other day I was watching a porn video and beating off when my...



    It's simple.. just add a line and we'll make a story, friday fun time woooooooooo

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  • psili
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    • Apr 2003
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    #2
    dog walked in and said, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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    • Phoenix
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      • Nov 2002
      • 35475

      #3
      mom came in and told me to get my own damn place as she was tired of me being a slob
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      • Ice
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        • Nov 2002
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        #4
        power went out.

        The End
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        • Babagirls
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          • Feb 2001
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          #5
          told mom to fuck off & shut the door & take the dog with her so i could..




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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Originally posted by psili
            dog walked in and said, "What the fuck are you doing?"
            So I grabbed the peanut butter and lathered up my cock real nice.

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            • TroubleTonya
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              • Oct 2005
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              #7
              Get my rocks off and be happy....and she said
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              • CaptainObvious
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                • May 2005
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                #8
                use the quote feature people

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                • selena
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                  • Aug 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TopBucksTonya
                  Get my rocks off and be happy....and she said

                  Your cock bares a close resembalance to your Uncle Leo's cock, who is your real father, you know.
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                  • TroubleTonya
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                    • Oct 2005
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by selena
                    Your cock bares a close resembalance to your Uncle Leo's cock, who is your real father, you know.

                    But mom isn't he your brother.....
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                    • brand0n
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26983

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TopBucksTonya
                      But mom isn't he your brother.....
                      no, hes really juicy
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                      • selena
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                        • Aug 2004
                        • 7995

                        #12
                        Yes, but your father liked to watch, and was cool with Uncle Leo hammering his cock home in my pussy.
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                        • MikeyFingaz
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                          • Aug 2005
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by selena
                          Yes, but your father liked to watch, and was cool with Uncle Leo hammering his cock home in my pussy.
                          but that talking dog always interupted us everytime. So i told your dad to......

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                          • Theo
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                            • May 2001
                            • 34515

                            #14
                            shut the fuck up

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                            • selena
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                              • Aug 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                              shut the fuck up
                              His little man feelings got hurt, and he went into the ghetto and returned with 6 strapping black studs.
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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #16
                                Originally posted by selena
                                His little man feelings got hurt, and he went into the ghetto and returned with 6 strapping black studs.
                                They were all on the down low, so it was shaping up to be a bukkake party.
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                                • selena
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                                  • Aug 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                  They were all on the down low, so it was shaping up to be a bukkake party.
                                  Which I thought sounded better than a Tupperware party any ol' day.
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                                  • CaptainObvious
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                                    • May 2005
                                    • 381

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by selena
                                    Which I thought sounded better than a Tupperware party any ol' day.
                                    Instantly I woke up ... what a weird dream I just had.. or was it real?

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                                    • selena
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                                      • Aug 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CaptainObvious
                                      Instantly I woke up ... what a weird dream I just had.. or was it real?

                                      Still unsure, I felt myself, and discovered drying cum on my cock.
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                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                        • Jul 2004
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by selena
                                        Still unsure, I felt myself, and discovered drying cum on my cock.
                                        I rolled over, and in the bed next to me was...
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                                        • selena
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                          I rolled over, and in the bed next to me was...
                                          My custom made Real Doll, made in the image of Juicy D Links
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                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 38323

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by selena
                                            My custom made Real Doll, made in the image of Juicy D Links
                                            Complete in every detail, from the raised eyebrow and puckered lips to the small penis.
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                                            • Sebastian Sands
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                                              • Mar 2005
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                                              #23
                                              then she yelled; WHAT? ARE WE ON FUCKIN MYSPACE NOW????????

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                                              • selena
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                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 7995

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                Complete in every detail, from the raised eyebrow and puckered lips to the small penis.

                                                With a furtive glance to the shade covered windows, I unzipped the secret compartment under the Juicy D Links Real Doll testicles, and withdrew a small vial of cyanide.
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                                                • CaptainObvious
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by selena
                                                  With a furtive glance to the shade covered windows, I unzipped the secret compartment under the Juicy D Links Real Doll testicles, and withdrew a small vial of cyanide.
                                                  Blast! Juicy replaced the cyanide with his semen! That incredibly tricky fucker!

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                                                  • selena
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                                                    #26
                                                    I could only hope that Juicy semen had enough thermonuclear properties to accomplish my mission.
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                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by selena
                                                      I could only hope that Juicy semen had enough thermonuclear properties to accomplish my mission.
                                                      I called Skufty (my talking spy dog) into the room, and explained the mission to him...
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                                                      • selena
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                                                        • Aug 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                        I called Skufty (my talking spy dog) into the room, and explained the mission to him...

                                                        Skufty nodded his assent, licked his balls, and headed out the door, calling for me to follow him.
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                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by selena
                                                          Skufty nodded his assent, licked his balls, and headed out the door, calling for me to follow him.
                                                          I licked my balls, and then happily skipped out of the house after Skufty...
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                                                          • Citizen Cain
                                                            A woman trapped in a man's body
                                                            • Sep 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            this story fucking sucks

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                                                            • MikeyFingaz
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                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 1569

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                              I licked my balls, and then happily skipped out of the house after Skufty...
                                                              quickly i realized that i had just licked my balls!!! after realizing this, i decided to stay home and lick my balls, while i gave my trusty spy dog orders over the walkie talkies.

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                                                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MikeyFingaz
                                                                quickly i realized that i had just licked my balls!!! after realizing this, i decided to stay home and lick my balls, while i gave my trusty spy dog orders over the walkie talkies.
                                                                ...Skufty muttered something about me being a worthless piece of shit, and that he would have to call in a new partner to assist him in saving the world from impending doom...but who to call?
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                                                                • selena
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MikeyFingaz
                                                                  quickly i realized that i had just licked my balls!!! after realizing this, i decided to stay home and lick my balls, while i gave my trusty spy dog orders over the walkie talkies.

                                                                  Alas, I got a big ol' hair ball stuck in my throat, and had to be rushed to the ER.
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                                                                  • selena
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                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 7995

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Go with ADGWD's post.

                                                                    I'm out for awhile.
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                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by selena
                                                                      Alas, I got a big ol' hair ball stuck in my throat, and had to be rushed to the ER.
                                                                      As I lay there in the ambulance listening to the siren blaring, all I could think was that from now I was going to make sure I shaved my balls...
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                                                                      • ronaldo
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Citizen Cain
                                                                        this story fucking sucks
                                                                        Besides the strangely arousing concept of a Juicy Real Doll, I must agree.

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                                                                        • MikeyFingaz
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                                                                          • Aug 2005
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                          As I lay there in the ambulance listening to the siren blaring, all I could think was that from now I was going to make sure I shaved my balls...
                                                                          ... then i suddenly realized that juicys' semen would not produce the thermo nuclear reaction that would be needed... i had to come up with something else.

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                                                                          • selena
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                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 7995

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MikeyFingaz
                                                                            ... then i suddenly realized that juicys' semen would not produce the thermo nuclear reaction that would be needed... i had to come up with something else.
                                                                            Quickly I reached around and pulled out my Acme Exploding Anal Beads.
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                                                                            • Tala
                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 23368

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by selena
                                                                              Quickly I reached around and pulled out my Acme Exploding Anal Beads.
                                                                              Too bad they had already been detonated. Next time I would remember to wash them off before putting them away.

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                                                                              • TroubleTonya
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                                                                                • Oct 2005
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by selena
                                                                                Quickly I reached around and pulled out my Acme Exploding Anal Beads.
                                                                                I stuffed them up my ass and said...this bastard will self destruct in 45 seconds.... 45 44 43 42.... (anyway you get the picture)
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                                                                                • CaptainObvious
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  no more?

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                                                                                  • LittleSassy
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by TopBucksTonya
                                                                                    I stuffed them up my ass and said...this bastard will self destruct in 45 seconds.... 45 44 43 42.... (anyway you get the picture)

                                                                                    unfortunately it didnt explode...

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                                                                                    • AntiDrama

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                                                                                      The 2nd ENDING!

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