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Promo Chicks · 11-11-2005, 09:59 AM

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the
stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets
groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on!
his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
Christmas party Friday night...Thought you might like to come. About
5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be
some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can
drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to l eave and stops. "More 'n' likely
gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there,
thanks
again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too."

"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea
"I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,
what should I wear?"

"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."

who · 11-11-2005, 10:00 AM

May I be the first to proclaim:

HA HA HA HAAA.

Thank you.

EroticySteve · 11-11-2005, 10:02 AM

Squeal like a pig.

I can hear the duelling banjos now.

khs · 11-11-2005, 10:05 AM

a real knee slapper

der...

Screaming · 11-11-2005, 10:05 AM

Kinda funny.

AmateurFlix · 11-11-2005, 10:15 AM

lol 5678

Furious_Male · 11-11-2005, 10:23 AM

haha thats funny.

JFK · 11-11-2005, 11:16 AM

Xenophage · 11-11-2005, 11:18 AM

hahahahahah Nice It makes me all warm and cuddly inside

Kassidy · 11-11-2005, 11:32 AM

Ha!

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baddog · 11-11-2005, 01:11 PM

betting this is as old as the person telling it

tony286 · 11-11-2005, 01:32 PM

thats too funny lol

DaddyHalbucks · 11-11-2005, 02:34 PM

Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

sickkittens · 11-11-2005, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

betting this is as old as the person telling it

I remember it from way back...but where has it been since?

JohnAKAompi · 11-11-2005, 02:41 PM

Good one! Thanks

11-11-2005, 09:59 AM	#1
Promo Chicks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VENICE,CA. USA Posts: 470	50 acres of land in Alaska Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on! his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night...Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to l eave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us." __________________ ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

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