Check your Folgers coffee for dead turtles -- serious! - GoFuckYourself.com

warlock5 · 11-10-2005, 10:49 PM

"Morris, 77, of Ainsworth, found a dead baby turtle in the 2-pound package of Folgers coffee last Sunday.

Morris said she had been making coffee from the same package for a month before she made the discovery.

"It's a responsibility of the company to check their shipments closer," she said. "It could be much more serious."

Morris said she doesn't plan to file a lawsuit against Folgers.

She said a customer service representative for the company dismissed the find, explaining that because many Folgers plants are based in New Orleans the turtle might have ended up in the coffee as a result of Hurricane
Katrina."

She doesn't want to sue. I actually believe this story.

BigCashCrew · 11-10-2005, 11:12 PM

Yumm... That would be a nice coffee surprise.

stev0 · 11-10-2005, 11:15 PM

thats nasty

BlingDaddy · 11-10-2005, 11:17 PM

That's crap... "Morris" can't fucking wait to "sue" the litigation is probably already being initiated.

Shoehorn! · 11-10-2005, 11:19 PM

Look at this turtle dashboard.

PixeLs · 11-11-2005, 01:03 AM

Enough ground for a lawsuit. I bet he'll get money from it.

divinity · 11-11-2005, 01:11 AM

that's "grounds" for a lawsuit.. hehehe

reynold · 11-11-2005, 04:03 AM

Shit, I'll do the same thing if that happened to me.

HDADULT · 11-11-2005, 06:19 AM

Nice!!! I am reading this post while drinking a cup from folgers. I do take it from the original container and put it into a another...so far I have not seen any turtle heads popping out.

11-10-2005, 10:49 PM	#1
warlock5 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,808	Check your Folgers coffee for dead turtles -- serious! "Morris, 77, of Ainsworth, found a dead baby turtle in the 2-pound package of Folgers coffee last Sunday. Morris said she had been making coffee from the same package for a month before she made the discovery. "It's a responsibility of the company to check their shipments closer," she said. "It could be much more serious." Morris said she doesn't plan to file a lawsuit against Folgers. She said a customer service representative for the company dismissed the find, explaining that because many Folgers plants are based in New Orleans the turtle might have ended up in the coffee as a result of Hurricane Katrina." She doesn't want to sue. I actually believe this story.

11-10-2005, 11:17 PM	#4
BlingDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO ICQ 280-752-076 Posts: 6,343	That's crap... "Morris" can't fucking wait to "sue" the litigation is probably already being initiated. __________________ Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST.

11-10-2005, 11:19 PM	#5
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Look at this turtle dashboard. __________________

11-11-2005, 01:03 AM	#6
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	Enough ground for a lawsuit. I bet he'll get money from it. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

11-11-2005, 01:11 AM	#7
divinity Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: SF, CA Posts: 1,041	that's "grounds" for a lawsuit.. hehehe __________________ ICQ: 308-491-180

11-10-2005, 11:12 PM	#2
BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	Yumm... That would be a nice coffee surprise.

11-10-2005, 11:15 PM	#3
stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	thats nasty

11-11-2005, 04:03 AM	#8
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Shit, I'll do the same thing if that happened to me.

11-11-2005, 06:19 AM	#9
HDADULT Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,152	Nice!!! I am reading this post while drinking a cup from folgers. I do take it from the original container and put it into a another...so far I have not seen any turtle heads popping out.