Most absurd and ridiculous press release I have ever read! - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 11-10-2005, 02:01 PM

RageCash.com has unleashed phase II of it's growth into the adult market with 4 hot, new sites, and a suite of enhanced affiliate tools designed to give affiliates a "one up" advantage promoting adult websites. Following the success of the controversial MotherDaughterFuck.com and Sleep Assault.com, comes another controversial addition to the programs already risque? portfolio.

UseMyDaughter.com has been introduced into the reality sites portion of the programs portfolio and features a cast of characters "more dysfunctional than a bunch of monkeys playing volleyball in the dark," says RageCash Airek. The main character in the sites plot is "Pops". Pops has some issues and well finds alternative ways to make money to go drinking and gambling. "The reality market needs a good dose of fantasy, says Airek. "There's so much of this "it's real!" thing going on, that we think its actually kind of humorous and funny to play with a fictional plot. Surfers nowadays are not fooled as much as they used to be by reality sites, and dodging off into the fantasy/reality crossover market looks like alot of fun, and an opportunity to make money on the entertainment value of the whole thing."

Along with UseMyDaughter.com, RageCash has unleashed HotShemaleSluts.com, "a shemale site that is one of a kind in its market", PVCandLatex.com, "to fill the fetish microniche spot in the portfolio", and CummyPantyhose.com, "because the web just needs a good hardcore pantyhose site", says Airek.

As if four brand new sites with fresh content weren't enough, RageCash has also unleashed their complete suite of enhanced affiliate tools that have been in development since the intial launch. "Affiliates can now acccurately detail and analyze perfromance of their free hosted galleries within the RageCash.com network, add reciprocal links to those galleries back to their own sites, and among other things participate in automated tours dynamically generated "on the fly" from an affiliates promotional efforts. All of these tools add value to the "complete package" that we are offering to each and every webmaster under the RageCash umbrella", says Airek of the recent release of the tool suite.

RageCash is an insane program, with insane promotional tools, and insane payouts.

Questions regarding RageCash's newest phase, should be directed to:
COO and Director of Operations, Airek, at webmaster at ragecash.com or ICQ 342166669

Juicy D. Links · 11-10-2005, 02:02 PM

Unleashed!!!!!!!!!!!!

bashbug · 11-10-2005, 02:03 PM

awesome ;)

FluxAds · 11-10-2005, 02:08 PM

i believe I found the culprit guilty of writing above press release...

FluxAds · 11-10-2005, 02:09 PM

forgot my wink face...

much better...

Dalai lama · 11-10-2005, 02:10 PM

Yeah it sucks

seeric · 11-10-2005, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FluxAds

i believe I found the culprit guilty of writing above press release...

my dreams are complete

Tom_PM · 11-10-2005, 02:14 PM

Completely Ridiculous! Pretty sure it's insane too.

Congrats on the new stuff :D

candyflip · 11-10-2005, 02:19 PM

People really should proofread these things before posting or sending them out.

Granted, this one has less in the way of errors than your typical KB shit release.

seeric · 11-10-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Completely Ridiculous! Pretty sure it's insane too.

Congrats on the new stuff :D

looking forward to meeting you guys man. thanks for the checks

seeric · 11-10-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

People really should proofread these things before posting or sending them out.

Granted, this one has less in the way of errors than your typical KB shit release.

the ones submitted to the news sites and such have the errors fixed.

this one i found on the street and is the dysfunctional gfy version.

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MarkMan · 11-12-2005, 04:53 PM

A1R3K,

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11-10-2005, 02:01 PM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Most absurd and ridiculous press release I have ever read! RageCash.com has unleashed phase II of it's growth into the adult market with 4 hot, new sites, and a suite of enhanced affiliate tools designed to give affiliates a "one up" advantage promoting adult websites. Following the success of the controversial MotherDaughterFuck.com and Sleep Assault.com, comes another controversial addition to the programs already risque? portfolio. UseMyDaughter.com has been introduced into the reality sites portion of the programs portfolio and features a cast of characters "more dysfunctional than a bunch of monkeys playing volleyball in the dark," says RageCash Airek. The main character in the sites plot is "Pops". Pops has some issues and well finds alternative ways to make money to go drinking and gambling. "The reality market needs a good dose of fantasy, says Airek. "There's so much of this "it's real!" thing going on, that we think its actually kind of humorous and funny to play with a fictional plot. Surfers nowadays are not fooled as much as they used to be by reality sites, and dodging off into the fantasy/reality crossover market looks like alot of fun, and an opportunity to make money on the entertainment value of the whole thing." Along with UseMyDaughter.com, RageCash has unleashed HotShemaleSluts.com, "a shemale site that is one of a kind in its market", PVCandLatex.com, "to fill the fetish microniche spot in the portfolio", and CummyPantyhose.com, "because the web just needs a good hardcore pantyhose site", says Airek. As if four brand new sites with fresh content weren't enough, RageCash has also unleashed their complete suite of enhanced affiliate tools that have been in development since the intial launch. "Affiliates can now acccurately detail and analyze perfromance of their free hosted galleries within the RageCash.com network, add reciprocal links to those galleries back to their own sites, and among other things participate in automated tours dynamically generated "on the fly" from an affiliates promotional efforts. All of these tools add value to the "complete package" that we are offering to each and every webmaster under the RageCash umbrella", says Airek of the recent release of the tool suite. RageCash is an insane program, with insane promotional tools, and insane payouts. Questions regarding RageCash's newest phase, should be directed to: COO and Director of Operations, Airek, at webmaster at ragecash.com or ICQ 342166669

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