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				So my door bell rings at 2am and Im like WTF???
			 
			Sitting here thinking, who hell the hell could this be at 2am on a wet cold night. The Po Po coming to get me for something I've done in the past? did someone die?? Better go see and deal with whatever it is. Heart pounding as I run down the stairs. Turn front door light on and look out peep hole. Shit can't see anybody. Unlock and open door......... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			It's just the Pizza Guy, got the wrong fucking address. Should of bought the pizza because I got the munchies now. 
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		 Deliveries at 2?  Nice!  I only know a couple places that run all night, and they're all downtown. :-( 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		  should of, now you will have to stay up and wait for your order to come ![]() 
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		 Damn... I don't think any places here deliver that late here..  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 LOL, I had that happen with a SWAT team 2 years ago.  Heard pounding on the door and scared the shit out of me.  Turns out they were going to bust my neighbor and came to my place to position in the back yard without being seen. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			The fucked up part I was sound asleep and by the time I got down stairs they thought no one was home and had headed back to the street, so when I opened the door the sound spooked them and they spun around with their fricking weapons pointing at me. ![]() 
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		 he should have given you one for waking you up! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 well at least it was'nt AaronM 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 damn, no pizza places are open here at 2am 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 hahaha i remember Varius once in a hotel, bumped into the delivery guy and pretended that he was the one who ordered the pizza, paid for it and took it to his room. I feel sorry for whoever was waiting for their food at 1 AM 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 lol, yeah if i wasn't at the front door waiting for our pizza guy, then he would have been knocking next door around the same time. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Man just for that I would have taken the pizza. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 LOL  I wish that would have happened to me last night.  I was debating weather going out and getting food late last night, but felt too lazy to do it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I am waiting for the "If someone comes to my door at 2am I am going to blow his head off with my shot gun" reply. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 wow! at 2am, pizza delivery???  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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