Internet will be down tomorrow! - GoFuckYourself.com

ThaiChix · 03-18-2002, 01:43 PM

Due to a system upgrade and installation of the new and hot internet v2.1.

Here is some of the new & hot features

- 60% increase in sales
- Customers will stay longer
- No more credits and charge backs

Some male beta testers has reported an increase in dick size, more hair on their balls and night vision.

Best regards

MD Llib setag / Internet Inc.

Amputate Your Head · 03-18-2002, 01:45 PM

sweet!

Does it come bundled with the new and improved hitbot v4.1?

greentea · 03-18-2002, 01:50 PM

How about fresh phished aol accounts?

$imonb · 03-18-2002, 01:54 PM

I just wish Elvis was alive to see it.

ThaiChix · 03-18-2002, 01:56 PM

Yes, the new internet V2.1 will by default attack any internet site you visit. We think that this is a good way to keep and maintain a healthy relationship with system administrators all over the world

Best regards

MD Llib setag / Internet Inc.

greentea · 03-18-2002, 01:57 PM

Al Gore would be proud!

He invented the net

ElvisManson · 03-18-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $imonb
I just wish Elvis was alive to see it.

WTF do you mean by that?

kmanrox · 03-18-2002, 02:30 PM

ive had that virus for months now ;-)

Babaganoosh · 03-18-2002, 02:37 PM

Man, this is no joke. I have been beta testing internet v. 2.1 and since using it, I have been making more than 60% more money. It has also reduced my bandwidth charges by 80% while increasing my traffic about 8-10X. I have also noticed I have lost 3 pants sizes! My penis is considerably larger since I began and erectile dysfunction is a thing of the past. Also, after eating foods such as cabbage and beans, embarrassing gas is no longer a problem. My farts are not only silent, but smell like roses!

THANKS INTERNET 2.1!

greentea · 03-18-2002, 02:39 PM

This is better news then TGP2 TGP3 and TGP4 BETA

RaGe · 03-18-2002, 02:48 PM

This reminds of those "In the year 2000..." skits on Conan O'Brien

ThaiChix · 03-18-2002, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Man, this is no joke. I have been beta testing internet v. 2.1 and since using it, I have been making more than 60% more money. It has also reduced my bandwidth charges by 80% while increasing my traffic about 8-10X. I have also noticed I have lost 3 pants sizes! My penis is considerably larger since I began and erectile dysfunction is a thing of the past. Also, after eating foods such as cabbage and beans, embarrassing gas is no longer a problem. My farts are not only silent, but smell like roses!

THANKS INTERNET 2.1!

mariuz · 03-18-2002, 04:52 PM

so what time is this happening?

03-18-2002, 01:43 PM	#1
ThaiChix Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 237	Internet will be down tomorrow! Due to a system upgrade and installation of the new and hot internet v2.1. Here is some of the new & hot features - 60% increase in sales - Customers will stay longer - No more credits and charge backs Some male beta testers has reported an increase in dick size, more hair on their balls and night vision. Best regards MD Llib setag / Internet Inc.

03-18-2002, 01:45 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	sweet! Does it come bundled with the new and improved hitbot v4.1? __________________ SIG TOO BIG

03-18-2002, 01:54 PM	#4
$imonb Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: UK, yes its damp and wet. Posts: 26	I just wish Elvis was alive to see it. __________________ <a href=http://www.tslock.com>www.tslock.com</a> : Unique file protection software. <a href=http://www.topshelfcash.com>Earn $50 per sale</a>.

03-18-2002, 02:30 PM	#8
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	ive had that virus for months now ;-) __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-18-2002, 02:37 PM	#9
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Man, this is no joke. I have been beta testing internet v. 2.1 and since using it, I have been making more than 60% more money. It has also reduced my bandwidth charges by 80% while increasing my traffic about 8-10X. I have also noticed I have lost 3 pants sizes! My penis is considerably larger since I began and erectile dysfunction is a thing of the past. Also, after eating foods such as cabbage and beans, embarrassing gas is no longer a problem. My farts are not only silent, but smell like roses! THANKS INTERNET 2.1! __________________ I like pie.

03-18-2002, 01:50 PM	#3
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	How about fresh phished aol accounts?

03-18-2002, 01:56 PM	#5
ThaiChix Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 237	Yes, the new internet V2.1 will by default attack any internet site you visit. We think that this is a good way to keep and maintain a healthy relationship with system administrators all over the world Best regards MD Llib setag / Internet Inc.

03-18-2002, 01:57 PM	#6
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Al Gore would be proud! He invented the net

03-18-2002, 02:39 PM	#10
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	This is better news then TGP2 TGP3 and TGP4 BETA

03-18-2002, 02:48 PM	#11
RaGe Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,158	This reminds of those "In the year 2000..." skits on Conan O'Brien

03-18-2002, 04:52 PM	#13
mariuz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 134	so what time is this happening?