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Let's do some business!
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![]() This is bull shit. I didn't come home until 2AM last night and now she refuses to do my laundry. She says if I'm old enough to stay out past curfew then I'm old enough to do my own laundry.
Anyone else have this happen? All of my clothes are dirty and I have a date in 2 hours, I don't know how to do the laundry! Ladies, please offer some tips?
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well i prefer my mom doesn't touch my laundry i like wash and dryed certain ways
![]() As for a tip , take it to dry cleaners ;) |
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time to finally grow up.
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![]() 2 hours would be enough time to read the instructions on how to wash your clothes and wash and dry a pair of pants and a tshirt. If you cant though, here is what you can do. Get a dirty pair of pants and iron it with starch. Then spray the inside and outside with cologne. Do the same with your shirt if you have no clean ones. |
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I need a beer
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Throw the wrinkled shirts in the dryer..and go commando..chicks dig that
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Retired
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Be a player, just go buy new clothes.
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Old broad
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I warned you months ago I was sick of spending all that time washing those stains out!
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Haters & Trolls SUCK!
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Let's do some business!
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Haters & Trolls SUCK!
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Seriousley? thats fucked up, give her a good beating and it will all be fine
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I'm a great bowler.
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Damn, you're spoiled rotten!
I just hired my mom as my maid. Problem solved.
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your mom can't put up washing your cum-stinking boxers any longer
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stop wearing clothes - worked for me
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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My bf does the laundry around here. Two things i don't do is take out the trash and laundry. Laundry basket is too heavy for me to carry anyways, plus we live in an apt so i would have to carry it outside... forget that....
Trash is just disgusting and smells... |
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Oh, that's a big problem... hehehe
I guess you have to borrow clothes to your dad! hehehe |
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So Fucking Banned
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Dont give her anymore dick then man.
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58008 53773
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bahahahaahaaaaa
this is a joke right?
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![]() ![]() i wonder if he's the same one with the rental ferrari outside the conventions.
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Let's do some business!
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