Degrees of Married Sex

**Maxy** · 11-09-2005, 10:14 AM

Why do I never read anything good about marriage

**NinjaSteve** · 11-09-2005, 10:20 AM

so true, so true

**JimmiDean** · 11-09-2005, 10:49 AM

Being married is actually the best thing I ever did.
I know this because my wife keeps telling me so.

**gornyhuy** · 11-09-2005, 10:51 AM

Here's another one like that:

The three phases of married sex

1)Tri-Weekly
2)Try Weekly
3)Try Weakly

**jact** · 11-09-2005, 11:27 AM

I'm so glad my wife and I don't have typical married sex.

**gangbangjoe** · 11-09-2005, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by gornyhuy

Here's another one like that:

The three phases of married sex

1)Tri-Weekly
2)Try Weekly
3)Try Weakly

**gornyhuy** · 11-09-2005, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by jact

I'm so glad my wife and I don't have typical married sex.

Thats because her daily dose of my super sperm keeps her fired up.

**spideriux** · 11-09-2005, 12:42 PM

yeah very true

**pornguy** · 11-09-2005, 12:45 PM

Heard it a million times, and I laugh every time.

**JimmiDean** · 11-09-2005, 01:27 PM

Yep,
Its not typical of our life either,
but fun to laugh at.

**reynold** · 11-09-2005, 02:18 PM

Well, I'm pretty much excited to pass that third stage.

**tranza** · 11-09-2005, 03:25 PM

now that's so true

**JimmiDean** · 11-10-2005, 04:33 AM

How do you make your wife mad durring Sex?
Call her.

**Ace-wtf** · 11-10-2005, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by JimmiDean

How do you make your wife mad durring Sex?
Call her.

**Vitasoy** · 11-10-2005, 05:31 AM

lol... good thing I'm not planning to get married any time soon

**knoxville** · 11-10-2005, 05:35 AM

Only true to those who are not yet ready for such a lifetime committment.

**Slick** · 11-10-2005, 05:45 AM

That is 100% true. The thing is if you have kids, you really speed up the process of not getting it, he he he.

**Funbrunette** · 11-10-2005, 06:04 AM

Sad but how very true!

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