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tony286 · 11-08-2005, 07:14 PM

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You cannot take your time answer all of them immediately. OK? Let us find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down!)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, you are wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, do not take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that, you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You are not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.

Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.

What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.

Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not! Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

All he has to do is open his mouth and ask. So simple.

Dagwolf · 11-08-2005, 08:04 PM

Hey, I got one right. What does that mean? :D

blazi · 11-08-2005, 08:10 PM

I got all 5 right, but I've seen those questions before in an eMail a long time ago

they can be tricky for sure!

sniperwolf · 11-08-2005, 08:41 PM

lol...read those questions before but still fun reading them.. really tricky stuff

tristan_D · 11-09-2005, 04:59 PM

I am a sick demented person.

11-08-2005, 07:14 PM	#1
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Test for Dementia Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You cannot take your time answer all of them immediately. OK? Let us find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down!) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, you are wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, do not take as much time as you took for the first question. Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that, you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You are not very good at this! Are you? Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not! Her name is Mary. Read the question again. Okay, now the bonus round: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? All he has to do is open his mouth and ask. So simple.

11-08-2005, 08:04 PM	#2
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Hey, I got one right. What does that mean? :D __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

11-08-2005, 08:10 PM	#3
blazi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Closer now Posts: 4,321	I got all 5 right, but I've seen those questions before in an eMail a long time ago they can be tricky for sure! __________________ makingcoin.com - 100% payouts coinscuties.com

11-08-2005, 08:41 PM	#4
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	lol...read those questions before but still fun reading them.. really tricky stuff __________________ ~Accepting design works~

11-09-2005, 04:59 PM	#5
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	I am a sick demented person. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.