Porn is like Rap (comparison inside) - GoFuckYourself.com

sonofsam · 11-07-2005, 05:45 PM

Everyone starts out as a small underground rapper (your own tgp, freesites etc)

At first sight of money, even before you can afford to move out of your moms house you buy an escalade with every bit of money you have (your own paysite)

things go good for you and you start your own affiliate program (Your own record label)

you start signing other artists to your record label (affiliates)

your artists (affiliates) eventually start their own record label (affiliate program)

and the cycle continues! tadaaaaa!!!!!

okay maybe not, but still.. this beats doing something productive

Playa-Deak · 11-07-2005, 06:06 PM

Yo, I like this analogy though... It does makes sense...

Fresh · 11-07-2005, 06:08 PM

nico-t · 11-07-2005, 06:16 PM

yep, makes sense

BradM · 11-07-2005, 06:19 PM

That makes as much sense as me shitting my pants and calling it pizza.

BRISK · 11-07-2005, 06:19 PM

It's also important to constantly boast and brag about how great you are, how much money you make, and how many girls you get.

sickbeatz · 11-07-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

It's also important to constantly boast and brag about how great you are, how much money you make, and how many girls you get.

lol

sonofsam · 11-07-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

It's also important to constantly boast and brag about how great you are, how much money you make, and how many girls you get.

that would be a rap video (convention, where you can flaunt your money)

xNetworx · 11-07-2005, 06:38 PM

There are a lot of fat ass glutton rappers too

J-$ · 11-07-2005, 09:35 PM

I would compare rap & wrestling, that's one thing...

je_rome · 11-08-2005, 05:58 PM

interesting analogy. but I am a porn fan rather than a rap fan.

mechanicvirus · 11-08-2005, 06:02 PM

Do porn webmasters have platinum teeth too?

Skillz Unlimited · 11-08-2005, 06:34 PM

Do porn webmasters have to go on tour for months at a time and be away from their friends and family, even if it means being on some cramped tour bus? Nope. Do porn webmasters have to be role models even though they dont want to? Dont think so. Do porn webmasters have to be up at 5:30 am to get to some radio stations morning show so a bunch of people can call in and ask questions about your personal life? Negative. Do Porn webmasters have their private business put in magazines and gossip columns? No again! I would say it's just a TAD bit different. Things are not always how they look on the surface.

khs · 11-08-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Do porn webmasters have platinum teeth too?

Iced out grills y0

Libertine · 11-08-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

Do porn webmasters have to go on tour for months at a time and be away from their friends and family, even if it means being on some cramped tour bus? Nope. Do porn webmasters have to be role models even though they dont want to? Dont think so. Do porn webmasters have to be up at 5:30 am to get to some radio stations morning show so a bunch of people can call in and ask questions about your personal life? Negative. Do Porn webmasters have their private business put in magazines and gossip columns? No again! I would say it's just a TAD bit different. Things are not always how they look on the surface.

Do webmasters have groupies? Nope.

So us webmasters have it worse

11-07-2005, 05:45 PM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	Porn is like Rap (comparison inside) Everyone starts out as a small underground rapper (your own tgp, freesites etc) At first sight of money, even before you can afford to move out of your moms house you buy an escalade with every bit of money you have (your own paysite) things go good for you and you start your own affiliate program (Your own record label) you start signing other artists to your record label (affiliates) your artists (affiliates) eventually start their own record label (affiliate program) and the cycle continues! tadaaaaa!!!!! okay maybe not, but still.. this beats doing something productive __________________ I like turtles.

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	It's also important to constantly boast and brag about how great you are, how much money you make, and how many girls you get. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	I would compare rap & wrestling, that's one thing... __________________

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	yep, makes sense

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	That makes as much sense as me shitting my pants and calling it pizza.

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xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	There are a lot of fat ass glutton rappers too

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je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	interesting analogy. but I am a porn fan rather than a rap fan. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

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Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	Do porn webmasters have to go on tour for months at a time and be away from their friends and family, even if it means being on some cramped tour bus? Nope. Do porn webmasters have to be role models even though they dont want to? Dont think so. Do porn webmasters have to be up at 5:30 am to get to some radio stations morning show so a bunch of people can call in and ask questions about your personal life? Negative. Do Porn webmasters have their private business put in magazines and gossip columns? No again! I would say it's just a TAD bit different. Things are not always how they look on the surface. Last edited by Skillz Unlimited; 11-08-2005 at 06:35 PM..