Heres a story from Fox you guys can wank over

[Damian_Maxcash]

I should visit that site more often - they have the funniest storeys.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,174845,00.html

TAMPA, Fla. ? Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

[Doctor Dre]

Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another ? a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.