Hello SleazyQueen! :Graucho

Hey Bruce;)

yes

you are so stupid that your prescence would make anyone look good

fucking MORON !!

sleazydream kill this piece of shit !!

Retards International
CO: Jody Cocksuck
84 Riverside Drive
Wells, ME 04090
USA

SO sleazydream can SHITDOGG come ???

http://www.terra.es/personal7/cdsex05/spacedog.jpg

I would like to help and sponsor the event witha a couple Dj's that do Florida Break Beats. ICQ or email me.

[email protected]

the bulldog, that pic's from Robocop, right? I love that scene, the guy just got a nuclear waste bath, he turns into mush, then the car hits him and it looks like a "Pizza Pop" commercial! :1orglaugh

I'll be there

Sounds like a really fun party..
I always like parties with guys who think they're so much better than everyone else..
Reminds me of the college preppy kids who think they're all that because daddy is rich..

VIP means very important person... NOT!!!!

Yes it does mean it.

http://www.dirtymofo.com/funnies/gimmehead.jpg

Have You Got Room For A Fellow Canuck On Your S.S. Minow?

DH:glugglug

50 already

Somehow I knew there would be a $300 price tag sneaking into this gig...

Sleazydream,

What constitutes an ESTABLISHED player in the TGP marketplace? Ar you basing that on how much one earns? What is your benchmark?

I'm none of those things. Can I come? Pretty pretty pleeeeeaaaase??!!! I'll beg... I'll do tricks... I'll fetch beer and snacks for people.... I'll empty ashtrays.... please just let me BE SOMEBODY!!!!

I have lots of galleries you can list for free if I can go too :Graucho
On quality bandwidth from Denmarks largest DSL provider also :thumbsup

Alex
You can always rent a big ass yacht and terrorize the VIP party, kinda like Rodney Dangerfield in that big ass yacht attacking Ted Knight's boat christening party at the marina in Caddyshack

{best beavis voice} "he he he he .... that would be kewl ... he he he he" {/best beavis voice}

LOL! Mean streets of Bellingham? Us Washingtonians are vicious watcho out!

i love these threads! tempers flare, egos are hurt, men are belittled.... the breakfast of champions!

these threads are always the most fun..... :thumbsup

nothing but the best in entertainment here at GFY :thumbsup

Hollywood in Florida? Man you guys better come to the real fucking Hollywood.... that's like the Diet Coke of Hollywood's bruh.

:glugglug :stoned :drinkup

Be carefull when going to Florida.
They got some stricts rules over there:
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (guess that rules out sleazy? :Graucho )
Don't say you where not warned :321GFY

Fuck those rules I just pay the fines and do my time!

DynamMIte

Thanks for the offer but were're not really interested in loud music for this event. It's about being able to talk to and hear everyone there, plus many of us are a little over 19.

sounds like a really elite pary :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Do you hand out name badges at the door too?

DynamIte

it's on cheap paper and you gotta supply your own marker to write your fuckin' name bitch. And you hafta write your name or it costs you a $40 buck lame-ass fee.

AHh it's elite to use words like bitch and lame?
I assume you are also an elite newbie dog?

DynamIte

Name badges are way too much of an expense for a bunch of guys who give porn away for free, we have a 'secret' handshake.

I'm not elite.... not until Sleazy deems me so... but I have many roads to travel before I am even up for consideration.... plus the $300 dollar standard fee.... but I like to practice my *elite* bashing talk whenever I can so I'll be ready when I'm chosen.....

Damn if only I knew......I like kewl handshakes....like the one in roadtrip...the movie......something like that???

DynamIte

Are there anbty books on elite??? I would love to learn more about it and take the test too....! Where do I apply??

Sleaz....are you the main akela that takes tests?

Dynamite

basically two benchmarks.

1. if you came to one of the last two vip tgp parties you will be included.

or

2. the majority of the guests will be able to immediatly recognise you as a major traffic player in the TGP marketplace.


Sorry folks, this isn't really an event for paysites, wanabes or losers.

its a good hting we revised the handshake, the first one, i couldnt get the smell of BP's ass off my finger for damn near 3 weeks... =-/

glad to hear you're willing to spend $300 to spank kimmykim. That's the spirit. Anyone else intereted in paddeling her ass?

what if I belong to ALL 3 of these groups? paysites, wanabes or losers???

DynaMIte

No.... you're a fucking homo and you're doomed to failure. Give up now and beg McDonalds for a job scrubbing their toilets.

See? Sleazy..... I'm worthy! I'm worthy! Choose me!!!

I'm coming...

thanks!

I duno - maybe you're just breathing heavy..............

What's wrong with MacDonnals jobs? I think those hats and uniforms are Kewl.......I feel like family with all my collegues at Mac Donnalds

DO you have in this TGP scene also kewl uniforms?

DynamIte