50 already

Somehow I knew there would be a $300 price tag sneaking into this gig...

Sleazydream,

What constitutes an ESTABLISHED player in the TGP marketplace? Ar you basing that on how much one earns? What is your benchmark?

I'm none of those things. Can I come? Pretty pretty pleeeeeaaaase??!!! I'll beg... I'll do tricks... I'll fetch beer and snacks for people.... I'll empty ashtrays.... please just let me BE SOMEBODY!!!!

I have lots of galleries you can list for free if I can go too :Graucho
On quality bandwidth from Denmarks largest DSL provider also :thumbsup

Alex
You can always rent a big ass yacht and terrorize the VIP party, kinda like Rodney Dangerfield in that big ass yacht attacking Ted Knight's boat christening party at the marina in Caddyshack

{best beavis voice} "he he he he .... that would be kewl ... he he he he" {/best beavis voice}

LOL! Mean streets of Bellingham? Us Washingtonians are vicious watcho out!

i love these threads! tempers flare, egos are hurt, men are belittled.... the breakfast of champions!

these threads are always the most fun..... :thumbsup

nothing but the best in entertainment here at GFY :thumbsup

Hollywood in Florida? Man you guys better come to the real fucking Hollywood.... that's like the Diet Coke of Hollywood's bruh.

:glugglug :stoned :drinkup

Be carefull when going to Florida.
They got some stricts rules over there:
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (guess that rules out sleazy? :Graucho )
Don't say you where not warned :321GFY

Fuck those rules I just pay the fines and do my time!

DynamMIte

Thanks for the offer but were're not really interested in loud music for this event. It's about being able to talk to and hear everyone there, plus many of us are a little over 19.

sounds like a really elite pary :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Do you hand out name badges at the door too?

DynamIte

it's on cheap paper and you gotta supply your own marker to write your fuckin' name bitch. And you hafta write your name or it costs you a $40 buck lame-ass fee.

AHh it's elite to use words like bitch and lame?
I assume you are also an elite newbie dog?

DynamIte

Name badges are way too much of an expense for a bunch of guys who give porn away for free, we have a 'secret' handshake.

I'm not elite.... not until Sleazy deems me so... but I have many roads to travel before I am even up for consideration.... plus the $300 dollar standard fee.... but I like to practice my *elite* bashing talk whenever I can so I'll be ready when I'm chosen.....

Damn if only I knew......I like kewl handshakes....like the one in roadtrip...the movie......something like that???

DynamIte

Are there anbty books on elite??? I would love to learn more about it and take the test too....! Where do I apply??

Sleaz....are you the main akela that takes tests?

Dynamite

basically two benchmarks.

1. if you came to one of the last two vip tgp parties you will be included.

or

2. the majority of the guests will be able to immediatly recognise you as a major traffic player in the TGP marketplace.


Sorry folks, this isn't really an event for paysites, wanabes or losers.

its a good hting we revised the handshake, the first one, i couldnt get the smell of BP's ass off my finger for damn near 3 weeks... =-/

glad to hear you're willing to spend $300 to spank kimmykim. That's the spirit. Anyone else intereted in paddeling her ass?

what if I belong to ALL 3 of these groups? paysites, wanabes or losers???

DynaMIte

No.... you're a fucking homo and you're doomed to failure. Give up now and beg McDonalds for a job scrubbing their toilets.

See? Sleazy..... I'm worthy! I'm worthy! Choose me!!!

I'm coming...

thanks!

I duno - maybe you're just breathing heavy..............

What's wrong with MacDonnals jobs? I think those hats and uniforms are Kewl.......I feel like family with all my collegues at Mac Donnalds

DO you have in this TGP scene also kewl uniforms?

DynamIte

Breathing heavy thinking of you big boy :winkwink:

na - but we do usually wear our nifty show badges so we look like real players from a convention getting together.

and here I thought it was the idea of spanking kimmykim that got you all excited. now some poor charity is gona go broke unless I charge you to spank me.


hummmm, interesting thought... I think kimmykim might pay ANYTHING to spank me..........hummmmmmmmmmmmm

2 bucks for each of ya,

$10 bucks for a picture of it...

Thats $24.00 for charity lol

hey - you should be paying by the pound.

Kewl I can be like Mr T with all my saved badges......sex in the rain (ccbill) Photoshoot (topbucks) players ball, etc, etc

My van is fast fool!

I really feel like family now!

DynaMite

So I have to be recognized.......lol

I think I like Steve's idea of renting a yacht.....lol....

Steve who is this guy? Actually I think if I remember, I was snubbed in vegas by him.

But what if no one never saw a picture of me? Then they can't recognise me? :helpme
Usually I don't trade pictures with my trades. Is that the new trend? :Graucho

who said anything about pics? - your business name should be all someone needs to recognise you.

Ohhh I see.
Do you think all the established players know how to do a whois?
If not they don't know my business name. Should I tell everyone to do a whois on my domains just to be sure? :eek2

I think I have to agree w/ SleazyDream about the Players Ball -- w/o putting words in his mouth...

...upstairs there were some cool parties but it was extremely crowded and only a few places to sit and no bathrooms on the 3rd floor... anyway I still had fun and that's the only reason I go to Vegas ;) I guess that's pretty typical of any popular nightclub though... what good is a flesh fest if you're not crammed together like cattle? Hehe...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:evil-laug
:Graucho

Like I said, I'll Be There....

lots of room in the cybererotica section last summer...

mine says CCBill on it, you know the one that pays you every week. Keep being rude to all the nice people here and you might find it different.

Yada yada fucking yada. Blah, blah fucking blah.


Now let's see where $300 will get ya. Good thing dvd's don't cost that much.

now I know your on crack babe - when has ccbill paid me?

But plently of room at the first IA2000. Small group of good people. And those parties...damn. Small, fucked up and wild.

"...plus many of us are a little over 19."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

adult's usually don't see the need to try and make themselves look like something that they are not. what a joke.

thanks for the offence man... keep it up with the great attitude!

Umm, I personally prefer mad naked dancing girls, a couple of litres of Amaretto, a cauldron of chilli, loud alt rock, epileptic lightshows and some decent guys to have a laugh with...