Webmaster fan mail: horny letter from stoned Pakistani...

[TheFLY]

We all get wierd emails... I thought I'd share...

"hi sabrina ur web site good and u r also a good i thing u r a good sexy girl
i like u my name is tanveer and i m live in pakistan if u commany with me i
m get a our tounge in ur pussy by u send me mail than k u dear
tanveer from pakistan
my e mail is [email protected]"

[Pipecrew]

I get people all the time asking me how they "can get on the bangbus"


guys that wanna be porno actors
girls that wanna be porno actors

kids in school requesting mpegs.....

list goes on

[Amputate Your Head]

I fucked him.

[boneprone]

lol, people asking how to get on the bang bus!!
Haa! I like that!

[BruceM]

I got a guy from Pakistan, India or some place a while ago. He musta stumbled across one of my anal FPA's. His email was all red, size 36, pleading with me to give him access to anal sex photos...hehe I should have sent him some of [Labret]'s bear pictures

[SykkBoy]

I just reply with

WWAD?

(what would allah do)