Just got back from a strip club in a corn field in Ohio - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 11-06-2005, 01:53 AM

Madness. I was wearing my Naughty America shirt, and one of the girls came up to me and asked where I got it, and I told her, and she said that she did a couple shoots for them. TRhen she said she was on BTRA from BangBros. I think its this girl - http://www.bigtitsroundasses.com/t1/...ts/btra774.htm. I have no fucking clue what she was doing at this strip club. Or me adn my friend, since its over 100 miles away from where he lives. Also I saw a semi-truck with those wheels that spin when your car isn't moving. I couldn't fucking believe it, on a fucking semi. All kinds of other wacky stuff happened too, its like I just got home from the Twilight Zone.

Chio · 11-06-2005, 01:54 AM

She got some big ass titties.

sonofsam · 11-06-2005, 01:55 AM

and then you woke up, glued to your bed with you know what.. and then your dad came into your room was like "son are you okay", and you were like STFU n00b

Chio · 11-06-2005, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

and then you woke up, glued to your bed with you know what.. and then your dad came into your room was like "son are you okay", and you were like STFU n00b

Shoehorn! · 11-06-2005, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

and then you woke up, glued to your bed with you know what.. and then your dad came into your room was like "son are you okay", and you were like STFU n00b

Trust me, if it was a fantasy it wouldn't have been a strip club in Ohio filled with farmers and more older women than a bingo hall. Also I don't like massive tits, so it would have been a girl with C cup titties. Like this girl - http://www.bigmouthfuls.com/t1/pps=c...ts/bmf1038.htm.

sonofsam · 11-06-2005, 02:02 AM

yo is my sig image showing up?

Chio · 11-06-2005, 02:03 AM

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yo is my sig image showing up?

HAHA! Yeah I see it.

sonofsam · 11-06-2005, 02:03 AM

hahhaha look what i found in another thread on gfy

Shoehorn! · 11-06-2005, 02:04 AM

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yo is my sig image showing up?

Yeah, but why is it a picture of you taking a facial by 5 guys?

sonofsam · 11-06-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Yeah, but why is it a picture of you taking a facial by 5 guys?

i wanted something with a personal touch, to help the branding... so people recognize me at shows and can say stuff like "omg, i remember you, you're the guy that took a facial from 5 guys... let me send you 1000 signups a day"

Chio · 11-06-2005, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Yeah, but why is it a picture of you taking a facial by 5 guys?

I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a cartoon chicken.

Shoehorn! · 11-06-2005, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i wanted something with a personal touch, to help the branding... so people recognize me at shows and can say stuff like "omg, i remember you, you're the guy that took a facial from 5 guys... let me send you 1000 signups a day"

Ah, good thinking.

I am going to sleep, don't forget to send me a basket of assorted cheeses for Thanksgiving.

sonofsam · 11-06-2005, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Chio

I didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a cartoon chicken.

the lil guy on the right is bringing you a seven course meal, starting off with a can of whoop ass

sonofsam · 11-06-2005, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Ah, good thinking.

I am going to sleep, don't forget to send me a basket of assorted cheeses for Thanksgiving.

okay pimp...

yo chio... now we can start talking shit about shoehorn, he just went to bed... doubt he'll check this thread in the morning anyways.. so tell me something gay he did today and i'll share my story

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Manowar · 11-06-2005, 03:21 AM

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hahhaha look what i found in another thread on gfy

theGroooove · 11-06-2005, 03:28 AM

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budz · 11-06-2005, 03:58 AM

Lmfao @ Looter

Screaming · 11-06-2005, 07:08 AM

So all in all it was a good time?

11-06-2005, 01:53 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Just got back from a strip club in a corn field in Ohio Madness. I was wearing my Naughty America shirt, and one of the girls came up to me and asked where I got it, and I told her, and she said that she did a couple shoots for them. TRhen she said she was on BTRA from BangBros. I think its this girl - http://www.bigtitsroundasses.com/t1/...ts/btra774.htm. I have no fucking clue what she was doing at this strip club. Or me adn my friend, since its over 100 miles away from where he lives. Also I saw a semi-truck with those wheels that spin when your car isn't moving. I couldn't fucking believe it, on a fucking semi. All kinds of other wacky stuff happened too, its like I just got home from the Twilight Zone. __________________

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