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amadman 03-15-2002 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster

DarkJedi , you sound joke .
When I present my business plan do you think the company owners like the Idea of doing Big business with man called Darkjedis'.

Or
Cumsensei LOLOLLO

Hey boss , I just bought hits from CumSensei . We made a 10.000 deal with CumSensei .

THEN I would get sacked lololo

Would you rather buy traffic from amadman??

ThumbsMaster 03-15-2002 06:47 AM

Amputate Head , welcome too . ABoard ! I never underestimate any one in particular order .

12clicks , LOLLLOLOLL , that is true .

Tweengodfather , my English is average but I can handle situations . I am an expert and some times I need a transulator .

Not super-hero.

I just turn websites in to the most profitable bizniz in every country

Jakke PNG 03-15-2002 06:47 AM

LOLOLLO

moron.

FATPad 03-15-2002 06:47 AM

I wrote software for an insurance rating company, then a bank.

I rock more than Thumbmaster.

*struts*

Jakke PNG 03-15-2002 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster

I just turn websites in to the most profitable bizniz in every country

If you're such a hotshot, give 1 example.

ThumbsMaster 03-15-2002 06:53 AM

FATPAD , me too ! We work with some banks in close relationships . They are not utilizing their online presence in full .

Teengodfather , as mentioned 1.000 times , I wont give Urls to banks and online cd shops in a pornographic websites .

People know me , or will get to know me , if they are Importants .

Jakke PNG 03-15-2002 06:55 AM

right.

AWW - Kevin 03-15-2002 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
Amputate Head - ABoard - Tweengodfather - transulator - bizniz
and the winner is......drumroll.... "bizniz"
:1orglaugh

12clicks 03-15-2002 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster


People know me , or will get to know me , if they are Importants .

somehow, I don't think I'll get to know inspector clouseau here. :1orglaugh

funkmaster 03-15-2002 07:28 AM

... this calls for the adultetective !!!!!

Tam 03-15-2002 07:29 AM

Someone told me once YEARS ago that those who are intent on screaming they have the biggest dick in the land are those who have the smallest one!!

:GFYBand
Can we play a different song please?

lmao

funkmaster 03-15-2002 07:37 AM

TAM ... there is nothing wrong with a 2" willy ... could you please use another expression in future !!

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2002 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam
Someone told me once YEARS ago that those who are intent on screaming they have the biggest dick in the land are those who have the smallest one!!
I have a small dick! I have a small dick!

...wait a minute.... I don't think I like this...

Jakke PNG 03-15-2002 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I have a small dick! I have a small dick!

...wait a minute.... I don't think I like this...

I'm the smartest and richest! REALLY.
Umm.. wait a minute.

X37375787 03-15-2002 07:42 AM

yo bro - spread your legs to I can get a good shot of your nuts. i really want to kick em hard.

AWW - Kevin 03-15-2002 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I have a small dick! I have a small dick!

...wait a minute.... I don't think I like this...

if you have a small dick, i'm sure your not the only
one who doesn't like it :winkwink:

Tam 03-15-2002 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I have a small dick! I have a small dick!

...wait a minute.... I don't think I like this...

rotfl

And I never said there was anything with a small willy..... what I said was those who have this unprecedented need to scream they have the most usually has the least........ kind like a short man buying a BIG truck to prove he is a BIG man.........

Better?

GOD something tells me I am going to catch it no matter what I say here. LMAO

You guys are just evil........... plain and simple.
:1orglaugh

RIPP 03-15-2002 07:45 AM

<font color="yellow">ThumbsMaster</font>, Apart from giving many here the easy opportunity of pulling the piss from you, I must ask, as some have above, but to which you are yet to fully reply...

<font color="yellow"><b>YOUR POINT IS??
REASON FOR POSTING IS??
WTF... lol.</b></font>

==<font color="aqua">
Theres time to laugh, theres time to jokes .
But DO NOT underestimate me , I'm a free lance webmaster right now I work for a CD company . I
work for French web investor who has made tons of cas lOLLOL . Even if he lost some theres no time
to go about LOL

I have worked in every possible country that has modern internet lines.

Just because I'm new here doesnt make me a newbie LOLOL.

I can prove that I can work in every country.
__________________
TGPS' master</font>
==

How can you be a TGP master if you haven't made one that has good traffic flow and conversions yet... And if you say you have.. Then easy followup is, WHY NOT POST IT'S URL??

You said you weren't posting the mainstream companies urls that you did webmastering and design work for.

If you or any of these companies have you doing TPG's now, they'd like the exposure.

You don't get SUBMITs if you don't have exposure!! [Hint - You don't get surfer either.. lol]

<font color="yellow"><b>"<font color="aqua">TGPS' master</font>" -> Who the fuck you trying to kid! ... lol </b></font><img src="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

All I see this post of yours and your followups giving is more and more people the opportunity to relieve some daily stresses and have a good old laugh at your expense, while you lose more and more credability on this board... So to save yourself some, how about explaining the meaning of your post... <font color="aqua">WHY THE TOPIC <b>"Listen every one of you"</b></font> and then not say anything, except seemingly saying that you're king shit... <font color="yellow"><b>Who Gives A Fuck??

ANYONE... ANYONE... lol</b></font> <img src="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

Later, RIPP :)
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Jakke PNG 03-15-2002 07:52 AM

All those purtty colors...:Hollering

Amputate Your Head 03-15-2002 07:53 AM

I'm having a DayGlow seizure here.... :eek7

Tam 03-15-2002 07:57 AM

WHOA BABY....... that took WAY too much brain process for my ass this early in the damn morning........... I think I needm ore coffee and a new pair of sunglasses.

LOL

ThumbsMaster 03-15-2002 08:15 AM

Tam , LOLLLOLO , I like you and agre with you .
I hate when people say I make this Much money from operations . I always keep a low Profiles

To all, please do not un-understand me . Me English is only average , so it makes more Difficults to express myself . I never think I'm Better than Others people . I am very polite and business behauviour is good . How could I work with multi million campaigns if I wasn't LOLLLOL

Ripp , I'll shortly explain .
I'm a TGP master because I have studied a lot . I dont just put up a TGPS' site and get 1.000 hits after 1 Month.

I'm an overall expert and we will make the site in top 5 in no long time .

Then I tell you the submission infos . But we will not take a lot of submissions , though , we invested 7.000 in own Contents

I have a striking plaan

Jakke PNG 03-15-2002 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster

I have a striking plaan

But do you know who is a striking maan.

Tam 03-15-2002 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
Tam , LOLLLOLO , I like you and agre with you .
I hate when people say I make this Much money from operations . I always keep a low Profiles

Well if THIS is low profile then I would hate to see you brag!!!!!

Come on, you can boast a little, it's cool......... us little people don't mind!!

ServerGenius 03-15-2002 08:35 AM

He just wants to win the freaking DVD player :1orglaugh

DynaMite

12clicks 03-15-2002 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
do not un-understand me


this is my new favorite phrase. :)

SleazyDream 03-15-2002 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
FunkMaster , do not try to hurt my images . Just because we did not go to Court house with shemp doesn meant we never go to Court house .


Sad very fucking sad. Please feel free to sue Shemp, 75% of all webmasters would INSTANTLY add you to their BLACKLIST for life if you did, if not worse.

Ludedude 03-15-2002 11:18 AM

Quote:

Quiet , I am open to suggestions my current Employer (a multi natinal internet company) is having a Year by Year Contracts with me .
Hey, I'm multi-national too. We do business in New York and New Jersey!!

Jamie 03-15-2002 11:19 AM

Quote:

I dont just put up a TGPS' site and get 1.000 hits after 1 Month.
That's some serious traffic, I don't suppose you need hosting for it?

hehe

theWatsonian 03-15-2002 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
Me English is only average

I like the look of that.

RIPP 03-15-2002 11:30 AM

<b>To those that like my colours and wish to have regular seizures</b> :1orglaugh

<img src="http://1adultorgy.com/GFY/ireallylikecolour.jpg">

<font color="aqua">Smilie can be for you <b>TAM</b>.</font>

I love being called baby... I prefer <font color="yellow"><b>FASTER BABY... FASTER, HARDER BABY... YES, YES, YES..</b></font> As opposed to <font color="aqua">WHOA BABY.</font>

But since you not used to me yet, me will go slow till you get more accustomed .. hehe :evil-laug

I'd let you borrow my sunglasses if you think you need them around me... But rather have you blindfolded instead.. hehe .. I not ugly, but <b>I am a little bad</b> :tongue:

Later, RIPP.
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darksoft 03-15-2002 11:35 AM

LMFAO! Oh FUCK! This has got to be the FUNNIEST fucking thread I have read in a long time! :D

hyper 03-15-2002 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster


I have worked in every possible country that has modern internet lines.

Just because I'm new here doesnt make me a newbie LOLOL.

I can prove that I can work in every country.

I have hitchhiked through every state in the U.S
I have actually inhaled
I have starved for 3 days coz i didnt have a dime to buy food

In this world
nobody cares what you have done
you should not care what others think of you.

just be happy with yourself and what you have accomplished.
that's all that matters

Amen

:Graucho

RIPP 03-15-2002 11:43 AM

<b>This quote is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.</b>

Quote:

Ripp , I'll shortly explain .
I'm a TGP master because I have studied a lot . I dont just put up a TGPS' site and get 1.000 hits after 1 Month.

I'm an overall expert and we will make the site in top 5 in no long time .

Then I tell you the submission infos . But we will not take a lot of submissions , though , we invested 7.000 in own Contents

I have a striking plaan
<font color="yellow">Research gets you prepared & informed... It makes you a master of <b>NOTHING</b> until it's put into pratice AND <b>PROVEN TO WORK!!</b></font>

<font color="orange"><b>Later RIPP<b>...</font> [<font color="aqua">And yupp I still lol'ing at this TGP Master</font>] :1orglaugh

eroswebmaster 03-15-2002 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
Hear me now and believe you later...I'm going to pump you up!

I just knew I recognized that syntax

darksoft 03-15-2002 11:47 AM

OH FUCK! STOP! I am gonna piss myself laughing here! Bless all of you rotten bastards/bastardettes... Bless you!

Kimmykim 03-15-2002 12:01 PM

I see Len's isn't in the mood to lock stupid threads and ban the originators today.

ThumbsMaster 03-15-2002 12:11 PM

Teengodfather , 12clicks is a striking man . I saw it someones Description LOLOLLO

Tam , I dont consider you little people . I am extreemely succesful but I respect others too . I am also polite - at least Girls love me - you know what I mean? hehe

Sleazydream , not legal lawsuit because the Legal Departments told me they dont sue anymore unless They can make 500.000 . I doubt it so i dropped it . Shemp is a cool Guy, also . Good to have in case I want an partner

Ludedude , I meant countries!

Hyper , I agre with you 100% . Youre a good guy to keep in touch with . One shouldn t ever over promote himself . Im so experienced I have learned that LONG time agos .

Good to talk to you all , I'm sure we will benefit each other . Plan business with Me

Offtopics : Damn our current project is about to get finished - another flight ahead .. Not nice .

How do I use that quote Feature???

Kat - Fast 03-15-2002 12:12 PM

Umm - okies - I've had a few sherbets ok????
Uh the purdy colours are nice...
There's lots of posts here...
None of them are making any sense - apart from my previous - am I missing something here?
Fuck it - I'm gonna play with my new T68 :321GFY

DarkJedi 03-15-2002 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster

DarkJedi , you sound joke .
When I present my business plan do you think the company owners like the Idea of doing Big business with man called Darkjedis'.

Or
Cumsensei LOLOLLO

Hey boss , I just bought hits from CumSensei . We made a 10.000 deal with CumSensei .

THEN I would get sacked lololo

Sorry MAN, I have greatly underestimated YOU - I'll now change my name to something like ThumbsMaster, so big big companies will immediately start doing business with me ! LOLLOL


:1orglaugh

Gemini 03-15-2002 12:26 PM

I'm STILL cuter and have the longest hair! lol

Yeah, so what? I'm in a mood today! :ak47:

ElvisManson 03-15-2002 12:35 PM

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
do not un-understand me
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks




this is my new favorite phrase. :)

Don't un-underestimate this guy. :1orglaugh

Ludedude 03-15-2002 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster

Ludedude , I meant countries!

Dude, New Jersey IS another country.

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
Good to talk to you all , I'm sure we will benefit each other . Plan business with Me
I plan to sue you for making me spit coffee all over my new 13" monitor.

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster

Offtopics : Damn our current project is about to get finished - another flight ahead .. Not nice .

Yep, LGA to EWR is a scumbag of a trip.

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster

How do I use that quote Feature???

ROFLMAO!! A true "master" at work huh?

http://www.premierepussy.com/images/fux0r.gif

Tam 03-15-2002 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
Tam , I dont consider you little people . I am extreemely succesful but I respect others too . I am also polite - at least Girls love me - you know what I mean? hehe
Yeah I know what you mean....... I have seen the girls that love you... or the types anyway..... what is the line they use?

"Hey big fella, me love you long time, 50 dolla"

"Hey Mr BIG spender, for $100 I'll blow you"

Did I quote the women who love you right?

Mishi 03-15-2002 12:40 PM

It's like a train wreck....must....look...AWAY.

I've been to paradise...but I've never been to me. (I have, however, been to ME. Kennebunkport, even.)

Shoot me.

Best,
:BangBang: Mishi

Kimmykim 03-15-2002 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
Teengodfather , 12clicks is a striking man . I saw it someones Description LOLOLLO



Actually it reads 12clicks is striking men, perhaps you'll be next.

RIPP 03-15-2002 01:00 PM

<font color="orange"><b>From an EXPERT SUPER EXPERIENCED MONEY MAKING WEBMASTER!!</b></font>

Quote:

Originally posted by ThumbsMaster
How do I use that quote Feature???
<b>Experience always shows through in the end eh</b> :winkwink:

Think maybe you need do some more research... Your research makes you a TGP Master,... lol .. I can't stop lol'ing.

This is hard to type now... An expert that can't work out how to quote, or make a workaround solution to do it... <font color="yellow"><b>TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!</b></font>

ThumbsMaster may have started this thread, but I want the dvd player... <b>PLEEEEEEEEASE</b> :)

<font color="orange"><b>Later RIPP...</b></font> [<font color="aqua">Am cracking up at</font> <font color="yellow">"How do I use that quote Feature???"</font>] :1orglaugh

Tam 03-15-2002 01:04 PM

Ripp..... thanks for the smile baby........... now clean that fucker up, you'll never be a good graphics guy making blurry ass shit like that....... GOD, do I need to get Thumbs Master to teach you how to be a big guy?

rotfl

RIPP 03-15-2002 01:23 PM

Hey TAM baby.

Hehe... Me just being cheap till get some new cheap hosting / GB... Knowing my luck if I hadn't compressed the bugger tight this thread would go for years with someone posting to pull the piss each few seconds from the <font color="aqua"><b>"TGP Master"</b></font>.. lol .. and put me into major overages... LOL :1orglaugh

<font color="yellow">Looks ok on a 15" running 1280x1024 though.. lol</font> :)

Quote:

Tam , I dont consider you little people . I am extreemely succesful but I respect others too . I am also polite - at least Girls love me - you know what I mean? hehe
Could you get any more conceited and sleezy ya think.

<b>EWWW... lol</b>

And something I was gonna post and just about did before I saw your post Tam :)

===

<b>DAM... Lude beat me on the quote pisstake.

Next time when writing to lol @ someone I'm not, <b>NOT NOT NOT</b> gonna answer that dang msn till have posted...</b> :1orglaugh

<font color="orange"><b>RIPP Waz Ere....</b></font> <font color="aqua"><b>YET AGAIN</b></font> <img src="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">

DarkJedi 03-15-2002 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tam


Yeah I know what you mean....... I have seen the girls that love you... or the types anyway..... what is the line they use?

"Hey big fella, me love you long time, 50 dolla"

"Hey Mr BIG spender, for $100 I'll blow you"

Did I quote the women who love you right?

Tam, are you saying that there actually are women that want from men something other than money ? :winkwink:


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