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ragingdick 11-04-2005 04:44 PM

i made a dude dance like a ballerina at a burger king one time for 10 minutes and then i paid him 5 dollars for the entertainment value. ive never seen someone so hard up for change and talk about making a fool out of himself

Mr. Jim 11-04-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney
Who Did you pitch this to?

Brillstein Grey

Doctor Dre 11-04-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ragingdick
i made a dude dance like a ballerina at a burger king one time for 10 minutes and then i paid him 5 dollars for the entertainment value. ive never seen someone so hard up for change and talk about making a fool out of himself

When you're in the streets, you care less what other people think about you

Fred Quimby 11-04-2005 04:50 PM

I usually offer double anal

mahoney 11-04-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler
Brillstein Grey

who is that?

smack 11-04-2005 04:53 PM

if i have change i almost always give it to them, if they are honest.

my favorite was a guy who said:

"hey man, i ain't gonna bullshit you. i gotta sleep down by the river tonight, and i need some money for a six pack to keep me warm."

i gave him a couple bucks. can't deny a man a drink who has fallen on hard times.

jacked 11-04-2005 04:55 PM

depends on the bum if their nice about it i usually just ignore them if their annoying and won't stop or say some stupid shit i usually just say "Kill Yourself" and move on

bdld 11-04-2005 04:59 PM

i usually just kick them in the face.

Mr. Jim 11-04-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney
who is that?

google it

Brad Grey and Bernie Brillstein

Brad has recently sold his interest and moved to Paramount

Sopranos
Bill Mahr
Saturday Night Live
Adam Sandler pics
Spin City
Dennis Miller

Screaming 11-04-2005 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
When a guy plays an instrument or something I don't mind giving him a few coins ... when there is a guy begging that looks like a junkie I don't give him anything.

Last week there was a black dude with a mohawk in a wheelchair, with no legs and only 1 arm that asked me nicely for change ... I didn't have any so I gave him 5 bucks . I really felt bad for the guy

Was it the mohawk?

woj 11-04-2005 05:05 PM

50..........

pornguy 11-04-2005 05:07 PM

In mexico, I get hit every day for spare change, buying something that I dont want or need, or to clean my car or windows, The only people that I ever buy from are the ones that have a physical disability or just give them a buck. But with the numbers of them here I even have to limit that.

Bugbee 11-04-2005 05:08 PM

sometimes I kick down but usually I ask them before they ask me, it works really well, also when in vegas grab some stripper flyers and when those fuckers try and hand you one hand them one first....

ronaldo 11-04-2005 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GigaBugbee
also when in vegas grab some stripper flyers and when those fuckers try and hand you one hand them one first....

lol. I'll have to try that.

The first couple of times by, I was nice, but you quickly learn to just ignore them.

natas 11-04-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney
What Do You Say When A Bum Asks You For Spare Change?
Depending if I'm drunk or not I usually ignore them or tell them change comes from within. What do you say?

"sorry I've only got notes"

mahoney 11-04-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natas
"sorry I've only got notes"

I have used that :1orglaugh

beemk 11-04-2005 09:04 PM

you guys ever offer them food and have them turn you down? one time i was eating downtown detroit at this pizza place and i was sitting on the outside patio right next to the sidewalk. me and my friend ordered a large pizza and werent going to finish it. some bum comes walking by asking people for $ to eat and i told him i wouldnt give him $ but he could have a slice of pizza. he declined the free pizza and kept walking.


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