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Old 11-03-2005, 07:01 PM   #1
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OH my god I'm bleeding all over the place!

I took apart my fleshlight and my lightsaber and combined them to make a fleshlightsaber.

I turned myself from a rooster to a hen with one flick of the switch.
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:10 PM   #2
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stop whining and go to the dr will you !!
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:15 PM   #3
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ok, that was pretty funny!!!!
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:17 PM   #4
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:20 PM   #5
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Yeah, I had that happening to me once too. After I was bleeding, what did I do? Come to GFY for much needed medical attention of course.

I suggest you rub some extra strenght Icy Hot. That'll cure you.
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:23 PM   #6
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Thumbs up the the icyhot treatment. Works wonders.
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:26 PM   #7
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GFY is the ONLY reliable source of medical advice!
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:22 AM   #8
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I hate seeing you penially decapitated man.
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:23 AM   #9
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:28 AM   #10
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Dagwolf IS SO FUCKING COOL
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:49 AM   #11
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That's what you get from using Juicy's face like fleshlight.
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